So... If someone were to hypothetically swallow some... Oh, I don't know, supposedly 'magic' beans, what might be the result of that?

1, 2, 3, test...
Is anybody hearing me ♥ ?

What's with this strange gadget anyway?! The most technological object this city has is the toilet before this device.

No videogames, no TV, no radio, no nothing! How is a girl supposed to have fun in a place like this?

Those vacations are ruined for me, I'm so outta here.

Let it be known that our resident Mid-boss was, in fact, under the influence of a little too much of my special wine and that's why he went around flirting with all you women. His naturally passionate personality lead him to react, uh...uniquely to my vintage. It was mostly not his fault.

So do forgive him, okay? He's an idiot but he doesn't mean to hurt anyone.

Consider this a public service announcement. Any woman who's had the lapse of judgement to fall for some guy named Vyers? Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. He's a liar and a creep. He preys on the hearts of women and then tries to hide it.

Trust me, girls, we can all do a lot better.

Okay, so this thing is like a PDA then, is it? It's not so bad once you get used to it...but still weird because I don't normally talk to people I don't know. Or post, I suppose I'm posting, aren't I? Sorry, I'm new here and this is all a little much. I'm not usually asked to post things.

Anyway, I'm Rory. I imagine you must get this a lot but I'm looking for someone. Someones, maybe. One would be a woman with gorgeous red hair and answers to the name Amy. She's my wife, by the way, so please don't try anything. Second, a man with a bow tie and goes by...just The Doctor. I know they tend to run off but I don't think they'd ever pitch me out of the TARDIS and then disappear.

So, yeah, if you could give me a start on that I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

[Before she starts talking, there are a few tapping sounds... because this is Rapunzel's first time posting to the network and she wants to be sure this thing is ON!]

So I have a question for everyone! You don't have to answer, but I think it'd be more fun if you did.

Do you have a dream? Something you want more than anything else in the world? If so... what is it?

[The Doctor's voice sounds off over the message board, sounding ever so slightly concerned, but not yet worried, as he speaks]

Hello, me again. Has anybody seen a man by the name of Lamington? Tall, silver hair... rather on the angelic side. Literally, I mean. I haven't really seen him in a bit, which is weird, because he's been staying with me.

Whoever kidnapped Keesling? Bring him back, dood.

Yeah! Bring him back, dood!

NOW, dood.

I wonder...

Has... Vyers... Ever been a~

King? ♥

PAIXAO-- Citizens and esteemed guests of Paixao, it is with great sorrow that we inform you of the untimely passing of Oturo Heirwidthal, celebrated Mayor of Paixao. Rest assured that the police force has closed off the office and we are looking into the cause of his death at this time. Any details that we gather on the situation will be forwarded to you as soon as we are able to give you the information.

Fifth Mayor of Paixao since the city's founding, Oturo Heirwidthal, 52, performed great services for Paixao during his ten years in office, bringing innovation and protection to this city when other Mayors failed. Mayor Heirwidthal was the first to bring new technology to Paixao, setting up the journal program for citizens and guests alike to utilize as an unparalleled resource in the city. His funding for the research of inter-dimensional travel has sparked hope among the people of the city, especially for our guests who find themselves stranded here.

The past ten years have been delightful ones with Mayor Heirwidthal to guide us, and he will be greatly missed.

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[Poll #1143258]

Explanation for the confused!

I know I must not be the only one around here who's bored~ I'll tell you all a little story, and maybe you'll forget about your boredom for just a little while. ♥

Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a witch. This little witch fell in love, as many humans do. However, this witch fell in love with a demon--a king, in fact. This witch believed that everyone had love, even demons. So the demon king and the witch were married, and they loved each other very much. For a time, they were happy.

And then they had a son. ♥

Now, the witch wanted her son to grow up to be loving and good, so she always scolded him when he acted badly. And one day he got very sick. So sick that he was going to die! The boy's parents were worried, and nobody could find a cure for him. The witch knew how, though, and even though the demon king tried to stop her, the witch loved her son so much she was willing to go through with it anyway: sacrificing her life for his.

So the witch died, and the boy was saved by her love.

But then demon boy decided that love was why his mother had died, and so he stopped believing in love.

Poor Laharl, so convinced his mother died because of love that he rejected it entirely. It makes what she did entirely pointless, doesn't it? ♥

Roses are red, violets are blue;
   Think of the things you've yet to do.
The lily is pale, the ivy is green;
   Think of the things than you haven't seen.
The crocus is purple, the clover is peach;
   Think of the things you've yet to teach.
The jasmine is white, the marigold, amber;
   Think of the things one must remember:
Roses are red, violets are blue;
   Everything's possible, nothing is true. 

There's quite a few new people wandering thrrrough these gates of the city, so it only seems prroper to point out the opportunities available to ya lot. I'm President Naja Salaheem and I run a little group called the Salaheem Sentinels; mercenaries doing what needs to be done, some of which being what this city can't seem t'do for itself. I'm situated with the gypsies in Carta Para Ti if you wish to meet with me face to face, or there's always the journals, I'm generally an easy kitten to get in touch with.

I do pay for a job well done, but ya gotta handle havin' a rank slapped alongside yer name. Beginners start out as Private Second Class an' work their way up.

Mind you, jobs might be a bit limited 'til something rrreal comes up, but if I don't have any Sentinels when that time comes, then what's a mithrrra like myself to do?

What I want is people who can get a job done an' listen to what I gotta say without question, got it? No slackers, no cocky self-centered fellas!


SALAHEEM’S SENTINELS - PAIXAO DIVISION
now recruiting mercenaries

…tch, and if you are too weak, I’ll just hire you to do my paperwork.


Location: Carta Para Ti
Note: If the gypsies even brush you off, then we have problems. As in, don't even bother!





-President Naja Salaheem of the Salaheem Sentinels

Hello, fellow peeps and cronies! Your moderator has returned. -well, not to say I ever left. Trust me, I ain't goin' anywhere. I just haven't posted anything in awhile. It's been a little difficult. You know how some parties can get a little out a hand. Or should I say festivals? I knew it was a bad idea... Here's my thanks to 'The Mayor' for that catastrophe.

In other news, many visitors and citizens have recently fallen ill. As reported earlier by 'The Mayor', it seems to affect everyone in different ways. It's suspected that the source of this illness was caused by contamination in the water supply. Who's responsible for contaminating it is still unknown, though I personally have a pretty good idea who is to blame...

There is currently no known way to reverse the effects of this unknown illness, but I would suggest a visit to one of the cities clinics or hospitals anyway. There may be something they can do for you.

At the moment, there are five known visitors to be suffering from this illness. Another case has recently appeared, forcing me to hope to raise more awareness to avoid more from catching it. Anyone known to suffering from unusual symptoms, any unusual symptoms, is asked to report to the clinic before contacting me. As much information as I'd like to collect as soon as possible, your health should come first.

Also as mentioned, as a precaution, water that hasn't been bottled, boiled, or purified should be avoided.

And, as usual, to end I'm giving the usual warning to avoid members of the organization (commonly known for their matching black coats). They are extremely dangerous. For your own safety, do not associate with them. New information on them will always be accepted at any time.

Remember: Be on the look out for suspicious activity and don't travel alone. There's safety in numbers and all that.

I was wondering if anyone could help moi settle a dispute.  You see, I am rivals with Laharl (I believe he is well known enough by most people here by now) though he does not seem to think so.  In order to settle this matter once and for all, I am holding a poll to see what others think.

Evidence
* Moi's claim that we are indeed rivals.
* The dictionary definition of the word "rival."
* This conversation.

All I need is a reply to this with your opinion.

THERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE IS KNOWN AS A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ONE LAHARL AND ONE VYERS. THEY HAVE EXPRESSED WISHES TO MAKE IT PUBLIC.

I BELIEVE THIS IS PUBLIC ENOUGH.

Hmph, there's been a hell of a lot of new idiots people around (and a hell of a lot have left... geez... Go figure I'm still stuck here...) I figure I might as well repeat this. This is all there is really to know about this place:

1. This damn hell of a place is called Paixao. It's in some other world, on an island, probably in another dimension. Maybe even an alternate one. Who the hell knows.

2. Is there anything else here other than this island? Don't know either. If you want to swim for, who knows how far, knock yourself out, there could be. I'd still like to see this thin out some of the idiots around here... bet it'll never happen though.

3. No, you can't leave. I can't even get my Dimensional Gatekeeper to get me away from here, which has never happened before.

4. This place is full of idiotic, blonde residents. They're more damn useless than even normal humans generally are.

5. People can come from not just other worlds but different times. Some even back from the dead or something weird. It's all damn annoying.

6. All the plant life is outside, everything inside is fake. It's damn weird.

7. There's... this Organization in charge. They... You should avoid them.

8. It really really sucks.

So there you go.

Bonjour, dear monsieurs and mademoiselles! It is such a pleasure to meet you all. Allow moi to introduce moiself. I am...

Vyers, the Dark Adonis

And you might be?