24 February 2012 @ 03:06 pm
It’s come to my attention that I really have no idea what I’m doing here. Not ‘here’ as in this place — although, yes, that as well — I mean here at this present moment in time.

Specifically here.
This moment.
Right now.

What I am doing right now, in this moment, specifically here — is attempting to plan a wedding. A blue wedding — it has to be blue, no exceptions — but so far all these books are lacking with blueativity. That is, blue creativity. The only things I’ve managed to find are traditional things that are needed, something borrowed, something blue, something old and something new.

Well I already have something borrowed, that would be the groom — although I’m not sure if I would call it borrowed or stolen, either way my Thief will do.

The something blue would be the wedding itself, blue. Blue I tell you, no exceptions!

Something old might as well be myself, I am more than ‘over the hill’ in age as the human saying goes…

Something new, though… Would the experience count as new? …Bah!

Does anyone know how to plan a wedding? I would ask my Thief, but I’m sure he doesn’t have a clue.
Suggestions would be appreciated, yes. Thank you!
14 October 2011 @ 10:24 pm
What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?
12 October 2011 @ 03:21 am

Alright, ready, be prepared... I'm sure you all will find this very enjoyable and a frabjous waste of time!


This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But they'll continue singing it
Forever just because!

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But they'll continue singing it
Forever just because!

[And he'll continue singing this until someone interrupts him.]
28 June 2011 @ 03:06 pm
This is hardly my Wonderland… or is it? It’s so different than what I remember. But Dr. Bumby says that change is good, so I suppose I ought to leave it. Still, if this were Wonderland, wouldn’t the Cat be here to greet me? He never misses a trick, or an opportunity to tease. I wonder if perhaps all cats aren’t like that, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Does anyone know where I might find the Cheshire Cat? Or the White Rabbit, perhaps? This certainly isn’t London, and I'm willing to bet I'm not at the asylum… or I would, if I were the betting sort.

What I mean to say is, can anyone help me? They say ignorance is bliss, but really, I'm rather on the other side of bliss at the moment.
24 June 2011 @ 11:03 pm
All right, all right, I get it! Now whoever it was who decided it would be a good idea to bring me here, I would be very glad if you'd be so kind as to put. Me. Back!


[clears his throat]

Ah. Well then. Since it seems I won't be going anywhere anytime soon, I suppose I should introduce myself. Basil of Baker Street's the name, a pleasure to meet all of you. If any of you might have any information that could help me deduce this situation I'd really be quite grateful if you'd produce it for me.
08 May 2011 @ 04:06 pm
Okay, so this thing is like a PDA then, is it? It's not so bad once you get used to it...but still weird because I don't normally talk to people I don't know. Or post, I suppose I'm posting, aren't I? Sorry, I'm new here and this is all a little much. I'm not usually asked to post things.

Anyway, I'm Rory. I imagine you must get this a lot but I'm looking for someone. Someones, maybe. One would be a woman with gorgeous red hair and answers to the name Amy. She's my wife, by the way, so please don't try anything. Second, a man with a bow tie and goes by...just The Doctor. I know they tend to run off but I don't think they'd ever pitch me out of the TARDIS and then disappear.

So, yeah, if you could give me a start on that I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.
06 May 2011 @ 08:28 pm
Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!


I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as much as we tend to our gardens. Come to the Golden Turtle and relax your nerves from stress. I have a collection of games available in the shop. I may even extend a challenging game of Pai Sho against any patrons. There may yet be a prize!

I hope to see you there!
27 April 2011 @ 02:48 am
There's a new playmate for you kiddies.

[OOC: There may be no replies, depending.]
07 April 2011 @ 11:29 pm
Let’s see, is this thing on? Oh yes!

[Clears his throat.]

OHHHHHH RAPUNZEL!! RAPUUUUUUNZEL! Are you there? I want to invite you to an exclusive tea party hosted by yours truly. Believe me you’ll enjoy it! Because I’m the host, and I always make the best tea parties.


Plus I made some orange slice pie!
14 March 2011 @ 11:03 am
For those who wish to find peace, prayer or absolution - or merely a place for quiet, you are invited to the chapel of St Ibriel the Dreamer. This is located a little way from O Pastor in the Niflheim district.

All are welcome, but it is requested you leave grievances and violence at the door, and endeavour to keep your voice down once you are inside.

And if you are interested, I have indeed managed to grow a few flowers.
10 February 2011 @ 10:42 pm
[Before she starts talking, there are a few tapping sounds... because this is Rapunzel's first time posting to the network and she wants to be sure this thing is ON!]

So I have a question for everyone! You don't have to answer, but I think it'd be more fun if you did.

Do you have a dream? Something you want more than anything else in the world? If so... what is it?