[God-Locked to Megara, voice]

Meg, Meggles, how you doing? We haven't gotten to talking much lately and I think it's due time that we have a nice little meeting, don't you? No rainchecks.



[God-Locked from Megara; anon, text]

There's a woman in the city named Megara. I remember she was having trouble with someone named Vyers, was it? Is she alright? She doesn't seem to be someone to ask for help, so... I hope someone's kept an eye out for her. There's not much I can do.

[why yes Hades is fishing for naive buddies of Meg]

Let it be known that our resident Mid-boss was, in fact, under the influence of a little too much of my special wine and that's why he went around flirting with all you women. His naturally passionate personality lead him to react, uh...uniquely to my vintage. It was mostly not his fault.

So do forgive him, okay? He's an idiot but he doesn't mean to hurt anyone.

Consider this a public service announcement. Any woman who's had the lapse of judgement to fall for some guy named Vyers? Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. He's a liar and a creep. He preys on the hearts of women and then tries to hide it.

Trust me, girls, we can all do a lot better.

Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!

THE GOLDEN TURTLE TEA PARTY

I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as much as we tend to our gardens. Come to the Golden Turtle and relax your nerves from stress. I have a collection of games available in the shop. I may even extend a challenging game of Pai Sho against any patrons. There may yet be a prize!

I hope to see you there!
Iroh

I'm selling my tavern. The Seventh Heaven wasn't really mine to begin with but now it's just a pain to keep up.

If you're interested, come find me. Maybe we can make a deal.

Sorry, Wolf. Looks like I won't be needing a cook after all.

[Before she starts talking, there are a few tapping sounds... because this is Rapunzel's first time posting to the network and she wants to be sure this thing is ON!]

So I have a question for everyone! You don't have to answer, but I think it'd be more fun if you did.

Do you have a dream? Something you want more than anything else in the world? If so... what is it?

Upon further exploration, I made some discoveries that I'll share, I doubt any will object?

Now, I'm quite certain I was not the only one to find some rather strange cards, correct?

During my exploration, I found an abandoned laboratory with a rather curious machine, the likes of which I never had seen.

Of course, that didn't stop me from discovering what it was for. When I placed a card in and ran the machine, out came, well, some kind of monster that spoke of a door!

So, I require more cards to see if more information can be learned however, please note, they won't be returned.

They are vital to my continued research, so please be sure to bring them as soon as possible to that crumbling little church.

((Then see this. :Db))

There has to be a way out of here, right?
I... I know that Riku guy said there wasn't, but if there's a way in then there has to be a way out. 

Because, I really need to get back home.

Since the former boss has vanished, I've decided to take over the Seventh Heaven for the time being and I need some more employees. Specifically, someone who can cook and a couple more people to serve tables. But definitely a cook; I'd mess up boiling water, so you really don't want me to make you anything.

If you're interested in a job, let me know. Money's not hard to come by, but having a consistent paycheck is more comforting than you might think.

[ clears his throat ]

FORCED CITIZENS OF PAIXAO! This is THE GREAT JECHT, comin' to ya, live!

I'm sure, by now, all of you have no doubt come across just a few of the snazzy posters hanging around town! The purpose'uv 'em is to raise awareness about the RESISTANCE we're all thinkin' is around here! But I tell ya, we sure ain't done much yet! So I got to thinkin' -- If a leader's what you're lookin' for, then LOOK NO MORE!

I'm offerin' my services to get a handle on this here situation, an' make sure that each an' every single one'uv us gets outta here in one piece, and wind up back where we belong! It's time we RAISED UP to get COUNTED AROUND HERE!

If yer WITH ME, LET ME KNOW!

I'll be holdin' a get-together for the lot'uv us at PAIXAO CENTRAL STATION, y'know the one, smack dab in the middle'uv the city!

Fighter, healer, mage, machina expert, demi-humans ALL WELCOME!

( POSTER )