I'm at the Vanaheim gate, and I'm very, very confused.

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.
2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.
3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead?
4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.
5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES