06 October 2012 @ 12:21 pm
Hey! What's goin' on here? Can't a guy find a bite to eat 'round this place? 

Sheesh! They must have really lowered their service standards or somethin'. I try and order a sandwich and some lady comes at me with a broom! I'll tell yeah one thing for sure - I ain't ever eating there again! 

You hear that? This is an outrage! Why, leaving us to starve. Where do you get off doin' this, huh?!

[The sound of a door closing interrupts his rant and a woman is heard shooing him away.]

Whoa, hey! I'm leavin', lady! I'm leavin'! Stop it! 

07 January 2012 @ 10:10 pm
... So has anyone found the cause of those dreams yet?
16 October 2011 @ 05:29 pm
What am I supposed to do with all this snow - is that what folk have been calling it? The cold is treacherous and my son is sick from being out in it so long. [pause] I hope everyone's taking care of themselves. When you stop shivering it doesn't mean you're suddenly not cold anymore!
09 October 2011 @ 11:49 pm
Alright, fine. I'll admit it already. I lost the pen. Sheesh!

[Yes Rosemary, he's talking to you.]
01 August 2011 @ 11:40 am
Peter Pan! If you're out there, you better say something! This is your worst prank yet! I was told by a new friend that Hook was here. Ohhh, if you got yourself captured I'm going to be so cross with you! How could you just leave me in this strange place?

Come on, Peter, you have to be out there! Hello? Oh, can anyone tell me if anyone seen my dear Peter Pan?