07 July 2009 @ 05:39 pm
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*Some medicines may cause unknown reactions. Use with caution.
08 June 2009 @ 05:41 pm
What is physical attractiveness?

Why am I too young to learn about it? I do not know how old I am.
Current Mood: curious
25 January 2009 @ 11:51 pm
'Sup citizens. Static's the name and I think I've spoken to a few of you before. I'm probably not gonna use this very much but I wanted to let people know that I'm out here. A hero's gotta keep his secrets after all.

Looks like my pal Virgil's here though so he might be able to help ya out in getting in touch with me if you are in need of any heroic services.

I'll be in touch.

12 October 2008 @ 10:49 am
[Screened from Organization members.]

For anyone interested in rescuing a four-year-old or any of the other abducties from the Organization, I am currently on my way to City Hall, and I am going to do whatever necessary to find either Nina Tucker or evidence as to where she is. I said this on a public post earlier and I think that's the reason my other ward and my arm were just stolen. I'm pretty sure this was supposed to slow me down, which means that I am on the right track. If anyone wants to help turn City Hall up-side-down, we'd welcome the help.