I require some assistance.

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if anyone could help moi settle a dispute.  You see, I am rivals with Laharl (I believe he is well known enough by most people here by now) though he does not seem to think so.  In order to settle this matter once and for all, I am holding a poll to see what others think.

Evidence
* Moi's claim that we are indeed rivals.
* The dictionary definition of the word "rival."
* This conversation.

All I need is a reply to this with your opinion.

Comments

[a-spikyfriend.livejournal.com]

Oh-ho~ Wellll of course you'd be rright, such a fine gentleman like yourself~

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, Mademoiselle! You're opinion is greatly appreciated. An intelligent woman is always a fine thing to see.

[a-spikyfriend.livejournal.com]

You'rrre very welcome. And I can tell a strong fella from his words... This... Laharl doesn't deserve to be yer rival, I bet! Ha.

[overlords_wrath]

Fine gentleman? Him?

...

HAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!! Yeah, sure.

[overlords_wrath]

Oi, oi! You forgot some important facts!

1. I never agreed to him being my rival.
2. I don't need a rival.
3. Every time Mid-Boss decided to fight me, for what real reason he never DID answer, he's lost. Usually with a pathetic excuse.
4. He stole a *picnic basket*.
5. He's pathetic.
6. He's a moron.
7. He likes to not make any sense.

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

And I can refute those!

1. Agreements are not needed in rivalry.
2. That doesn't matter either.
3. They were not pathetic! They were perfectly good reasons!
4. ...No comment.
5. What?!
6. M-Moron?!
7. I make perfect sense!

[amthebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Huh... well I 'spose rivalry can be one-sided? I mean, if he doesn't want to be your rival, orrr think that you are capable to be his rival, 's'not like you can make him be it...

Guess that's not really an answer to your question. Hum.

[overlords_wrath]

Hmph, exactly! I don't and he isn't!

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Of course it can! Rivalry doesn't have to be mutual.

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . .


....hmmm....

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

...Well?

[blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a lawyer, not a judge-- but your testimony seems to match the evidence almost perfectly. I can't spot a single fatal contradiction.

Of course, that's only at first glance... cross-examination may be necessary. But as the painting stands now, you've created a masterpiece, Morado.

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you, sir. You are quickly rising back into my good books.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You know, it actually looks like you were winning that argument...

[overlords_wrath]

Shut up, Timon!

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

Well, I vote for Laharl! Only 'cause he's losing and all... ^^;;

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?! M-mademoiselle, this is a case of evidence!

[overlords_wrath]

...Gee, thanks.

[humaniste.livejournal.com]

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE EVIDENCE, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU ARE INDEED RIVALS.

IF YOU DO NOT MIND MY ASKING, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SUCH A RELATIONSHIP?

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

(They're really secret lovers <3)

[overlords_wrath]

To annoy me.

[callme-queen.livejournal.com]

Hadn't we already established that you were a midboss instead of a rival?

[overlords_wrath]

Since when did Mid-Boss ever listen to anything we tell him?

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

You do not count in this as you are neither a fair nor unbiased opinion.

[amthebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Seriously... this really is stupid... wow... you lot have no lives...