I hope that at least one of you gets to find this.

Cloud, would it be possible for me to meet up with you? I don't exactly have anything to do so I can come to you as soon as possible. I've also figured out the map somewhat, so you can just give me the coordinates.

Aerith? It feels rather strange to be speaking to you again, but... well, you're with Cloud at the moment, right? So I guess I'll come see you soon! We missed you so much.

I found something that belongs to you.

I believe its name is Loz.

Man, I'll tell ya...things just go from bad to worse.

One minute I'm bored outta my mind, heading back to my hometown for a weekend...and the next I'm infront of some gate to a huge bubble. Something's telling me I'm not in Kansas anymore~...or Gaia for that matter. So...If i'm here maybe some of my loveable co-workers are here....

Role Call:

Princess?
Reno's double?
Hardass I mean Tseng...
Fireface?
Pretty boy(s)? (I mean you, Rafe and Aki...)
Blondie?
Baldy...?
Muscles...?
Sabra...(Got no nickname for you kid, sorry.)

hm...I think that's everyone....

You guys here...? Or am I just the lucky one..?

Oh Mister President~ where are you? We have some unfinished business to attend to...


[ooc: NO I DID NOT MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND LIKE THAT STFU DDDD:]

Greetings foolish humans,

I am the Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror, Laharl-sama.

I just arrived here and managed to get this device to work. I have found myself trapped here. At first I believed it to be the doing of one of my vassals, but it seems this is perhaps not the case.

As it seems many are searching and finding those they know, I hope to track down my vassals.

I have created this expertly drawn depiction of them:



Yeah, forget the prinnies ... Useless buncha idiots... tch. If Flonne or Etna are already out there and should see this:

GET YOUR SORRY-EXCUSE-FOR-VASSALS ASSES OVER HERE NOW!

I am also seeking new vassals (especially as I do not know how long it will take to find my own.)

Job description: Must be loyal, strong, not-too-dumb, high stamina, and adept at fighting. Experience with blackmail, conning, and looting a plus. Also required to be able to cook, clean, do laundry etc. etc. etc.

Benefits: Eternal servitude to the Great Laharl-sama.

Salary: If you're lucky.

A "test" may be required.

This is turning out to be freaking way too troublesome. Just gonna have to find my ACTUAL vassals...