05 July 2012 @ 01:38 am

It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:

(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)

Problem solved, I should think!

…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.

Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?
03 June 2012 @ 07:26 pm

You know, this is starting to get real old. I've had it up to here with everyone avoiding me lately. Just cut it out already, would you? It ain't funny anymore. Believe me, I know funny.

I mean it, guys! This is where I put my foot down. Well, maybe not there. The floors kinda dirty in that spot but I'm putting it HERE! My foot. Down. So you better fess up.


Unless... Unless you're really not here anymore. And everyone already went home. And I'm the only one left! No, that can't be it. I can't be the last one here, can I?

... CAN I?!

24 May 2012 @ 12:17 am
[There’s the sound of "hmming" and "humming." Alice is examining the little box, her bright blue eyes are looking at the screen and turning the electronic journal this way and that. She blinks and then pulls away. She is completely unaware the sounds of her actions are being recorded. She has no idea how this little device works and it certainly didn't come up with the Mad Hatter... Or if it did, he went off on a tangent too quickly for her to fully understand]

Goodness! [A soft British child's voice comes through the microphone.] What a most peculiar sort of box! I’ve not seen something like this before. I wonder what it is! Or perhaps the question to ask is what is does. I don’t think it would mind if I asked both questions though, but you can never tell sometimes! Hmm...

[There is a soft sigh as Alice frowns slightly and bites her lip.]

Oh dear...

Alice you silly thing... You should have asked Mr. Hatter about this... whatever it is.

Now then... [Her voice becomes muffled as she covers the microphone.]

Hmm? What's this? [Her voice becomes more clear as her hands have moved.] Oh it's... a light? What does the light mean? Maybe it isn't a light...

[More sounds.]

Oh I do wish someone could tell me about this most curious thing!
Current Mood: curious
09 May 2012 @ 02:49 pm
( there’s a bit of a strange ‘whump’ noise being made as she taps her finger against the recorder of the communication device. forgive her ignorance, folks, Red is from a time in which typing doesn’t even exist yet. the whole trinket confuses and boggles her, so the fact that she’s managed to turn it on at all is a triumphant small victory )

Um… Hello? ( her voice is small, but welcoming and rather friendly )

Is this working? I don’t understand… ( she trails off momentarily but picks up again: ) Snow? They told me I could ask about you and you might be here…


Please answer, Snow…
25 April 2012 @ 07:52 pm
( sound of fingers drumming against a tabletop can be heard, followed by a sigh )

I’m beginning to think I’m not very good at this. Perhaps it shouldn’t be blue; after all, it’s not traditional.

( after a beat it sounds as though she’s replying to herself, as if she’s been having a conversation with herself which honestly, she has )

Do I want to be traditional?

Yes, of course I do. I’m marrying him for those silly feeling things; it should be the proper way. Don’t you think?

I think so.

I do think so, don’t I?

Well then. ( there’s a sound of papers being scattered, a whump noise of books falling to the floor of her kitchen and a few clacks as her communicator falls down also ) I’ll be needing a wedding planner rather than try to do this myself then, won’t I?

Actually now that I think on it, we really should set a date for this thing …

( her chair makes a noise of being pushed when she hoists herself up and there’s a “crunch” noise when she steps on her device, she gasps but the feed cuts from being accidentally shut off )
18 April 2012 @ 08:03 pm
[ooc note: This post happens at the same time as this log.]

[There's the sound of a wolf howl, then the sound of someone fighting something.]

Would you like to fall like your brother?


[Then sounds of another fight, and a heavy thud like sound, as if someone hit the ground heavily. Soon after the recording clicks itself off.]
23 February 2012 @ 06:49 pm
There! Whew! I don't know who the librarian was around here, but they obviously haven't been doing their job very well. There were books all over the place and lots of them all in the wrong places, so I took it upon myself to completely re-organize the library.

It's now much easier to find the book anyone might be looking for!

...Although, I didn't find anything that seemed like it would help with our situation any.
12 February 2012 @ 11:55 pm
So... If someone were to hypothetically swallow some... Oh, I don't know, supposedly 'magic' beans, what might be the result of that?
31 October 2011 @ 08:37 pm
I must maintain serenity. Sleep is not the portal to the r-real. It [chokes] has no-


Zuko. I'm so sorry, Zuko.

16 October 2011 @ 11:21 pm
Citizens of Paixao, I ask that you forgive my absence from our fair city. I have journeyed to these other "worlds" that our Outsiders have spoken of and in my travels I have deemed these unruly worlds as a threat to our existence. Therefore, in an effort to protect Paixao from these dangers, I have come to the decision to once more put restrictions to those who wish to leave the domes. Any who try to exit will be be arrested and face punishment under law.

In addition, on the issue of the recent weather: the matter is being looked into.

Thank you,

Mayor Marcus Praetoris
16 October 2011 @ 05:29 pm
What am I supposed to do with all this snow - is that what folk have been calling it? The cold is treacherous and my son is sick from being out in it so long. [pause] I hope everyone's taking care of themselves. When you stop shivering it doesn't mean you're suddenly not cold anymore!
14 September 2011 @ 10:20 pm
Awwooo… Oh this is not good, not good-Has anyone seen Remus…?

I can’t find him anywhere. He hasn’t come home, he’s not in his usual spots and I’m worried he’s-Well, I’m worried he isn’t going to and…


11 June 2011 @ 01:03 am
I have located Pride Rock. It is not entirely the same. But it is safe. [If you were a Heartless, would you screw with Mufasa? Yeah. Didn't think so.]

All are welcome to join me. [Even if you are a heartless back-stabber. Just know Mufasa will be watching you like a hawk.]

If you are unsure how to find it, I will show you the way.
Current Mood: accomplished
07 June 2011 @ 02:34 am
Has anyone seen Lottie... Or Osaka?

One's a cute blonde, very energetic. The other is a dark brown haired girl, the daydreamer sort... I can't find either of them anywhere... Why does this always seems to happen...
05 June 2011 @ 12:21 am
Has anyone else heard about the monster in..what's it called? Halloween Town? It's been there for a while, so I figured someone ought to take care of it. Anyone want to come with me?
Current Mood: energetic
01 June 2011 @ 03:10 am
[there's a shrill, babbling voice of a worried mother meerkat cutting across the board]

I knew it, I knew it - why did I give him so much space? Why did I keep my mouth shut? It seemed something good to try at the time but but - he's gone! He's been gone for so long and he hasn't come back and he always came back except now! He's not coming back this time, I just know it. And I don't even know where he went... Timon, all alone out in this frightening jungle!

[long, quiet, jittery pause... and then a hitched sob]

He's dead. My little Timmy is... is dead!

[because Ma totally has all the evidence for this. yep.]
10 May 2011 @ 10:24 pm
Guys! There’s a large group of treacherous heartless, nearby City Hall right now. And Remus and I are stuck, because THEY CORNERED US AND WON’T STOP ATTACKING!! Awwo, this is bad, this is really bad. Remus casted a barrier to keep them from attacking us, but we can’t just stay here! Please! Anyone?! We need your help!!!

((OOC: Just as a note. This entry is backdated to Week 29.))
10 April 2011 @ 02:30 pm
I'm selling my tavern. The Seventh Heaven wasn't really mine to begin with but now it's just a pain to keep up.

If you're interested, come find me. Maybe we can make a deal.

Sorry, Wolf. Looks like I won't be needing a cook after all.
06 March 2011 @ 05:48 pm
Tsume? Blue? Where are you guys? I heard that there's something killing humans around here.
Current Mood: worried
06 March 2011 @ 05:46 pm
How many lions are in this city anyway?
Current Mood: annoyed