Awwooo… Oh this is not good, not good-Has anyone seen Remus…?

I can’t find him anywhere. He hasn’t come home, he’s not in his usual spots and I’m worried he’s-Well, I’m worried he isn’t going to and…

And…

Disappeared…

[Shenzi scowls at the journal.]

Ok, what the heck is this? And where is everyone? WHY am I here? Where are Ed and Banzai?? Someone had better answer my question or there will be trouble!

[Unless you’re bigger and have really sharp claws, then you’re allowed to take a pass at the answering thing.]

Another question, yeah I still got ‘em: What are all these furless upright creatures all around here? Can I eat ‘em? They don’t look like no animal I’ve ever seen before, and I don’t even know if they can fight back! They don’t have sharp teeth or claws. Weird. I’m real hungry, I think I’ll try to take one down to see how it tastes, I hope it tastes good because there sure are a lot of them.

Hello everyone! For anyone who doesn't know me, I'm Tifa Lockhart, the new owner of the Seventh Heaven bar. Or I guess I'm the old owner. Either one works.

I just want to let everyone know we're back and open for business, and I make a pretty great drink. If you're interested, stop on by. We're located on the west side of the city, south of Jogo di Crianca.

You won't be disappointed!

I wonder. How long have some of you been in this place? What are your homes like? Do you miss them?

[He sounds somewhat weary. After doing a fair amount of morphing, demorphing, and remorphing into his falcon morph for a day (without anyone seeing him), that is very reasonable.]

Anyone seen a short tan skinned guy with dark hair that occasionally sounds like a smart aleck? His name is Marco. I've checked a lot of places, both indoors and outdoors.

...If he is truly gone, I'm hoping he's safely back at our home world. [Yes, there is a trace of sadness in his voice. Aside from all the crazy stuff and sometimes being homesick, it was fun having him around.]

He could tell our other friends where I am. [This would be both good and bad. Good because the rest of his comrades in the secret war back home would know what has happened to him. Bad because he's mostly thinking about his girlfriend dear friend, Cassie. She'd likely worry herself sick about him.]

Has anyone seen Lottie... Or Osaka?

One's a cute blonde, very energetic. The other is a dark brown haired girl, the daydreamer sort... I can't find either of them anywhere... Why does this always seems to happen...

Phillipe? {Belle's voice wavers as if she is close to tears.} Where did you take us, boy? This isn't what I saw at all. Where is...the snow?

{She gasps when she bumps the recorder.} What is this? {Lifting it up, she brushes it off and pauses. This tiny device reminds her so much of her father. Exhaling shakily, Belle holds the recorder to her chest.}

Can anyone hear me? Please! My father won't make it if I don't find him soon! {If the listener has keen hearing, they might notice that her heart is beating faster.} He c-came to rescue me. I can't leave him like that. I w-won't.

Hi, Timon. This is Jake. Remember me? The one Scar went berserk around, with all the freaky fog going on?

[Sticking to an alibi he's used before, yup. It's a false one, and also a better alternative than the truth, for now.]

There's something important I'd like to speak with you about.

Tsume? Blue? Where are you guys? I heard that there's something killing humans around here.

All right, so far I’ve been looking around Paixao and only have some normal animals that came here. Ordinary creatures I’ve studied before, nothing different or new, unless you count the Lumens and Heartless.

So I’m going to ask a question, and I hope there will be a good answer to this. Are there any creatures here that are mythical or out of the ordinary?

Hi. It's Jake again.

Does anyone know of a woman named Kida? I'm wondering where she might be staying--or if she's still even here.

I've heard about people disappearing to go back where they originally were to come back to this city after a while. I don't know how or why that is, but I haven't seen or heard anything from this person at all apart from the day I first arrived.

The fog... I wonder what the cause is. Where's it coming from? There's nothing natural at all about it.

At least not where I'm from.

- drana, dryd cruimt tu ed. [tapping sound]

Ahem. Testing, one, two, three! This is Rikku. Does anyone read me?

[An energetic, youthful voice crackles on the message board, broadcasting to anyone who'll listen. It sounds rather annoyed, though that quickly changes to enthusiastic amusement]

Alright, when’s this? This isn’t where I set the coordinates. The air smells… off. It’s an artificial world, isn’t it? Ah-hah, so that’s it. Right, then. I'm the Doctor; what seems to be the problem here? And don’t tell me there isn’t; I know trouble when I see it, and this is definitely troublesome. No, not the end of the uni – ah, maybe. But that’s alright, I’ve done this before, I’ll do it again. It’s the universe; something’s got to happen. So, then, what is it? Is there despair? Danger? Is the tea getting cold? Blimey, I hate it when that happens.

I can reset the TARDIS coordinates to five minutes past Amelia later. This is brilliant! New-old world where something’s not quite right; classic.

I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the thief has gone so far as to have stolen them from my kitchen while I was present in my home at the time. How atrocious! If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilist- Ach, no! The musical number isn't yet. Think of the cukes! Those sweet, innocent, little cukes... They didn't even a chance! HOW GREATLY I MISS THEIR PLEASANT CRUNCH!

Which reminds me! What little traces I have found of the thief's presence, aside from my missing cucumbers, were my beautiful cucumbers chewed remains. A curious, almost transparent substance, coated them which I have only begun to analyze but I felt others are to be advised not to leave their cucumbers out in the open in risk of them vanishing.


He’s climbin' in your windows, he’s snatchin' your cucumbers up! Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. And hide your gourds, cuz they’re eatin' everythan out here!