overlords_wrath: (Hmmm)
Overlord Laharl ([personal profile] overlords_wrath) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2008-01-11 07:35 pm

[Filtered from all Known Org Members] Alright, Listen up new people!

Hmph, there's been a hell of a lot of new idiots people around (and a hell of a lot have left... geez... Go figure I'm still stuck here...) I figure I might as well repeat this. This is all there is really to know about this place:

1. This damn hell of a place is called Paixao. It's in some other world, on an island, probably in another dimension. Maybe even an alternate one. Who the hell knows.

2. Is there anything else here other than this island? Don't know either. If you want to swim for, who knows how far, knock yourself out, there could be. I'd still like to see this thin out some of the idiots around here... bet it'll never happen though.

3. No, you can't leave. I can't even get my Dimensional Gatekeeper to get me away from here, which has never happened before.

4. This place is full of idiotic, blonde residents. They're more damn useless than even normal humans generally are.

5. People can come from not just other worlds but different times. Some even back from the dead or something weird. It's all damn annoying.

6. All the plant life is outside, everything inside is fake. It's damn weird.

7. There's... this Organization in charge. They... You should avoid them.

8. It really really sucks.

So there you go.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)

OBJECTION!



A very stirring testimony, certainly-- if it weren't for the glaring contradition. You claim that nobody can leave-- yet I recall hearing other testimonies stating the people simply... disappear. Care to explain?

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, now... wouldn't you say disappearing counts as "leaving"? So you can't leave of your own free will...

Thanks for clearing that up. Now it sounds as pure and black as a cup of perfect black magic.

1/3

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[identity profile] maybeimaleon.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
What's this organization like? Does anyone know?

[identity profile] maybeimaleon.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
...That doesn't really help.

[identity profile] stretchmeout.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if I could find one, I'd send 'em flying! But...where are they? Where do they hang out at?
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Trying to do my job now, hu?

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
...You sent moi to give greetings knowing they were dangerous?! Hmph! And here I thought that rivalry meant defeating one another in battle, not by allowing others to do so. Otherwise it defeats the purpose!

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but we have fought many a time and previously over the same position. Does that not make us rivals by definition?

[identity profile] humaniste.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU. I WILL BE CERTAIN TO REFER PEOPLE WITH QUESTIONS TO THIS POST.

[identity profile] nun-with-guns.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
7. There's... this Organization in charge. They... You should avoid them.

8. It really really sucks.


Yeah, tell me about it.

[identity profile] nun-with-guns.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. Are you doing okay?

Yeah, I know. It's just...I don't even want to think about it, how the hell am I supposed to talk about it?

[identity profile] littlepaopuboy.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... thanks for the tips?

Kind of... negative, aren't you?
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[identity profile] mia-clawed.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgive my ignorance, and thank you, truly. This is all very worth knowing. As for this being all there is to know about this world, I can only hope that's not the case, as it raises a lot more questions.

[identity profile] myfearsmylies.livejournal.com 2008-02-02 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
What's a Dimensional Gatekeeper? :OO