[Long Gasp]

Hey there, hi there, ho there Paixaonians!

How are all of you? I’m swell myself, I just flew here from Agrabah, and boy are my arms tired!


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G-Get it? My arms are… Hooooo boy, tough crowd. Anyway no matter, allow me to introduce my fabulous self. The name’s Eden. That’s spelt, E-D-E-N, you can call me Eddie, but I’m not a guy. Thank goodness, otherwise I wouldn’t look good in those skirts, know what I’m sayin’~?

Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet y’all. I’m sure we can all get along splendidly. Thinking about cooking up some eggs and bacon for my new master Terra, oh she is such a sweet heart~! Oh-! Oh this was announced to all of Paixao. Oh well, I don’t mind because it’s true. TERRA YOU’RE A SWEETHEART, I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

What is a sleepover? Urd has told me I should have one, but I do not know what it is. What is done during those times? I sleep over my bed, but it does not seem like something I can do alone. There is much I do not know about, and I would like to learn more.

Let it be known that our resident Mid-boss was, in fact, under the influence of a little too much of my special wine and that's why he went around flirting with all you women. His naturally passionate personality lead him to react, uh...uniquely to my vintage. It was mostly not his fault.

So do forgive him, okay? He's an idiot but he doesn't mean to hurt anyone.

[A joyful laugh begins this post.]

I found a Lumens~! [There is a pause and Vanille can be heard addressing the animal directly.] So what's the big deal with you anyway? You don't seem very scary.

[She shifts, obviously moving closer to the animal.]

You're even smiling~. [For now.] My name's Vanille~. Can you talk? [Hey, it's worth a try.] Are you hungry? I dunno what you eat, but maybe you can help me out?

[The post ends with a low growl.]

WHERE IS SHE?!

[The roar that follows echoes through the domes, reverberating throughout almost half the city from the Western slums. Anyone who listens to the post will find that Beast didn't bother to stop recording it, and will find their ears assaulted with as much power as the journal speakers can muster. The sounds of furniture getting destroyed can also be heard in the background.]

[ooc: Beast's replies are going to have lots of caps, and lots of angry yelling. Just...in case that wasn't painfully obvious. >.>]

Let’s see, is this thing on? Oh yes!

[Clears his throat.]

OHHHHHH RAPUNZEL!! RAPUUUUUUNZEL! Are you there? I want to invite you to an exclusive tea party hosted by yours truly. Believe me you’ll enjoy it! Because I’m the host, and I always make the best tea parties.

[Giggles.]

Plus I made some orange slice pie!

[Before she starts talking, there are a few tapping sounds... because this is Rapunzel's first time posting to the network and she wants to be sure this thing is ON!]

So I have a question for everyone! You don't have to answer, but I think it'd be more fun if you did.

Do you have a dream? Something you want more than anything else in the world? If so... what is it?

All right, so far I’ve been looking around Paixao and only have some normal animals that came here. Ordinary creatures I’ve studied before, nothing different or new, unless you count the Lumens and Heartless.

So I’m going to ask a question, and I hope there will be a good answer to this. Are there any creatures here that are mythical or out of the ordinary?

[Yorda does not sound like her normal, gentle self. Instead, her voice is shaky and almost inaudible; she's clearly scared half to death]

I am afraid. I do not want to be near these people.

Please help me. Is anyone nearby?

[An energetic, youthful voice crackles on the message board, broadcasting to anyone who'll listen. It sounds rather annoyed, though that quickly changes to enthusiastic amusement]

Alright, when’s this? This isn’t where I set the coordinates. The air smells… off. It’s an artificial world, isn’t it? Ah-hah, so that’s it. Right, then. I'm the Doctor; what seems to be the problem here? And don’t tell me there isn’t; I know trouble when I see it, and this is definitely troublesome. No, not the end of the uni – ah, maybe. But that’s alright, I’ve done this before, I’ll do it again. It’s the universe; something’s got to happen. So, then, what is it? Is there despair? Danger? Is the tea getting cold? Blimey, I hate it when that happens.

I can reset the TARDIS coordinates to five minutes past Amelia later. This is brilliant! New-old world where something’s not quite right; classic.

I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the thief has gone so far as to have stolen them from my kitchen while I was present in my home at the time. How atrocious! If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilist- Ach, no! The musical number isn't yet. Think of the cukes! Those sweet, innocent, little cukes... They didn't even a chance! HOW GREATLY I MISS THEIR PLEASANT CRUNCH!

Which reminds me! What little traces I have found of the thief's presence, aside from my missing cucumbers, were my beautiful cucumbers chewed remains. A curious, almost transparent substance, coated them which I have only begun to analyze but I felt others are to be advised not to leave their cucumbers out in the open in risk of them vanishing.


He’s climbin' in your windows, he’s snatchin' your cucumbers up! Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. And hide your gourds, cuz they’re eatin' everythan out here!

Realized I haven't used this in awhile, not that I've really had much reason to use it, but still been rather some time since I made some kind of 'post'.

Right! So... Hello! Lot of new faces around here, I see! Becoming more and more like Disneyland...

Moving on... Point of me posting this! I'm curious about something that perhaps some of you might be able to assist me with. How many of you have met the fellow that goes by 'the Master'? Any of you? I'd like to have a word with you, if you have, if you could spare me a moment of your time.

Is it common for people to leave and come back to this place?

Lei'ella, Yorda, are either of you still here?

Are there others who wish to go in search of this 'door' we have been told so much of of late? Rinoa Heartilly, for one, has expressed interest, as have I, but I would welcome more companions.

Furthermore, I was notified that others had plans to explore the islands for the hidden door. If these people would allow me, and any other interested people, to travel alongside them, I should be grateful.

Thank you.

OOC: I'll just go ahead and start an meet-up thread in Paixao RPG with you guys tagged, ja? I'll just assume Prince has contacted you all with a meeting place for us all to set out from. Feel free to hop in after the event/bring people; Princey's open.

OOC: ETA--post up here! Sorry for my recent vanishing.

Pardon me, Genie-san?

My elder sister, Urd, has told me of you. She suggested that we go and speak with Maleficent-san together in order to petition her to lift this veil of darkness from Paixao. I wish to speak with you regarding this matter.

Aa, my apologies for not introducing myself. I am Belldandy, Goddess First Class, Category Two, Unlimited. I can present to you my card once we meet in person.

Thanks for your help the other day, Luke. 

About this darkness... does anyone know any way to dispel it? I can't get any of my light spells to work for longer than a minute when I go out. I don't have any trouble getting around, but it would be nice if I could actually see things. And I doubt everyone can find their way around like I can. It's certainly some of the most powerful magic I've ever encountered.

Those strange animals are gone, too... lumens, right? I haven't seen a single one since this started.

And it affects this little thing, too. I can only use it inside now.