27 August 2011 @ 06:50 pm
 
[God-Locked to Megara, voice]

Meg, Meggles, how you doing? We haven't gotten to talking much lately and I think it's due time that we have a nice little meeting, don't you? No rainchecks.



[God-Locked from Megara; anon, text]

There's a woman in the city named Megara. I remember she was having trouble with someone named Vyers, was it? Is she alright? She doesn't seem to be someone to ask for help, so... I hope someone's kept an eye out for her. There's not much I can do.

[why yes Hades is fishing for naive buddies of Meg]
 
 
05 June 2011 @ 11:40 pm
 
Consider this a public service announcement. Any woman who's had the lapse of judgement to fall for some guy named Vyers? Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. He's a liar and a creep. He preys on the hearts of women and then tries to hide it.

Trust me, girls, we can all do a lot better.
 
 
05 June 2011 @ 07:48 pm
Dearest Paixao, the time has come! The air is about to be filled with the sound of war's beating drum.

No man can make a fool of us and expect to live. What happened to myself is not something we're prepared to forgive. Even if our memories are not quite clear, we assure you this man still has a great deal to fear.

Because it is a war we declare against him and anyone else who dares to stand in our way. This is one debt we insist he has no choice but to pay!

Oh-hohohohoho~!
 
 
Current Mood: predatory
 
 
06 May 2011 @ 08:28 pm
Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!

THE GOLDEN TURTLE TEA PARTY

I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as much as we tend to our gardens. Come to the Golden Turtle and relax your nerves from stress. I have a collection of games available in the shop. I may even extend a challenging game of Pai Sho against any patrons. There may yet be a prize!

I hope to see you there!
Iroh
 
 
Demons* got you down? Zombies after your brains? Something you can't immediately identify chasing you down a dark alley? Eldritch horrors turning your sanity into mush? The legions of Hell invading by way of your icebox?

Give me a call, I kill them all.

Cruz Exterminations, monsters a specialty. A free service.

*Does not include Laharl et al. Other restrictions may apply.
 
 
10 October 2010 @ 10:06 pm
If it's not an inconvenience, I'd like to speak with anyone who's left the city recently - be it through one of the doors, or otherwise. I have a few questions I'd like to ask you.

My thanks.
 
 
15 June 2010 @ 09:56 pm
We have gotten the results counted for the elections. You may thank a certain meerkat for the delay, who barged in and demanded a recount when we were initially prepared. We will not do another recount, thank you.

The new mayor of the City of Paixao is Marcus Praetoris. It may take us all time to transition.


[Private to Timon]

Timon, I would like my pen back, if you'd please.
 
 
12 April 2010 @ 03:41 pm
... If there are others here like myself, I wish to find out more about this city from your perspective. Whatever you feel is important, but particularly anything regarding the Organization. [ pause, then as an afterthought: ] Or City Hall, for that matter.

Also, if anyone has seen a ... young man named Link, direct him to me.


((ooc: I know Malia's still on hiatus, 's'all good :3a))
 
 
10 April 2010 @ 10:07 am
Since the former boss has vanished, I've decided to take over the Seventh Heaven for the time being and I need some more employees. Specifically, someone who can cook and a couple more people to serve tables. But definitely a cook; I'd mess up boiling water, so you really don't want me to make you anything.

If you're interested in a job, let me know. Money's not hard to come by, but having a consistent paycheck is more comforting than you might think.
 
 
[ clears his throat ]

FORCED CITIZENS OF PAIXAO! This is THE GREAT JECHT, comin' to ya, live!

I'm sure, by now, all of you have no doubt come across just a few of the snazzy posters hanging around town! The purpose'uv 'em is to raise awareness about the RESISTANCE we're all thinkin' is around here! But I tell ya, we sure ain't done much yet! So I got to thinkin' -- If a leader's what you're lookin' for, then LOOK NO MORE!

I'm offerin' my services to get a handle on this here situation, an' make sure that each an' every single one'uv us gets outta here in one piece, and wind up back where we belong! It's time we RAISED UP to get COUNTED AROUND HERE!

If yer WITH ME, LET ME KNOW!

I'll be holdin' a get-together for the lot'uv us at PAIXAO CENTRAL STATION, y'know the one, smack dab in the middle'uv the city!

Fighter, healer, mage, machina expert, demi-humans ALL WELCOME!

POSTER )
 
 
24 October 2009 @ 08:38 pm
Greetings, Paixao.

As I'm sure you've noticed, there are some of you who have come into possession of certain documents found around the city. Doubtless you all are wondering what they mean. Sadly, I'm incapable of providing you every answer, especially on an insecure line such as this.

But that isn't to say I can't tell you anything at all. You all have questions, especially in regards to your entrapment.

There is a castle in between the realms of light and darkness, a place where memories can influence its very structure. It is where the group you know as the Organization has chosen to perform its research.

Welcome to Castle Oblivion.

You've already begun your ascension with the find of the islands beyond the door. Within those islands, if you wish to find it, there is another door leading to the next floor, and more beyond each world of memories you explore.

At the top of this castle, you will find all of your answers and a way home. Can you make it?
 
 
22 June 2009 @ 09:24 pm
 
ATTENTION PAIXAO

Want to meet new people? Looking for that much needed excitement in your life? Looking for a CHALLENGE? Well then consider this your personal invitation to the first Official Genie Golf Classic, the only event in Paixao where you can test your skill against citizen and visitors alike and see who ultimately reigns supreme.




Paixao's unique landscape offers its avid golfers the ultimate in golf experiences with this new contest where contestants will play their way throughout the city to sink a total of ten carefully placed holes. This will also give contestants the opportunity to familiarize themselves with the city as they play through some well and not so well known locations.

The Genie Golf Classic is open to all public as a fun and non-profitable event. It should also be noted that this is a exemplary event which is available to all 'villains' within the city as well. Because of this the game will be carefully monitor to ensure the safety and well being of all contestants while those participating will be expected to be on their best behaviour. Anyone caught threatening the welfare of others will be immediately eliminated from the match and face a harsh penalty by me personally. I mean it.

The winner of the Genie Golf Classic contest will not only be crowned the Golf Champion of Paixao but also be awarded a top secret super awesome prize.

Further information will be provided in the weeks to come as well as full registration.
Anyone interested in participating in this event should sign up now by simply replying to this post to give us a good idea of the headcount.

Questions or concerns that arise may also be asked at this time.
 
 
07 June 2009 @ 10:43 pm
Paixao! How good to speak with you again, it's been awhile, has it not? Everyone keeping busy? Exploring new territories? Looking for lost little girls that they happened to misplace so easily?

Heh.

Boy, you lot are terrible at keepin' track of one another, eh? I means sheesh, you apparently are always complaining about the Organization kidnapping your dearest friends, but I think you just make it simple enough that they can't help otherwise!

Let's see now... who do we have here... Auron, of course. The father figure... Belle, Jecht, NiGHTS, Riku, and a boatload of other people keeping a look-out for - really, an insignificant (though fierce, I admit) - mortal.

You still haven't found her!

Keep trying. Really. It's funny. [he laughs] See? I'm amused. Aren't you all having fun?