Just in case you're watching this (and you should be), I just wanted you to know that you have an old friend with a surprising ability to mess up number sequence most-likely on a collision-course with your new place. 
Also, a little contact wouldn't be a bad thing.  You're being horrendously rude.

- J.

[The sound of a thoughtful yet understated tone is barely audible as Joshua seemingly decides Hell to it- he needs some form of explanation regarding this Wizard of Oz-esque kidnap.]

Hmm, very suspicious. ...Obviously this isn't the work of that attention seeker and his lv. iflare. Still. This could be fun.. and there is still a week left before the ends have to be appropriately tied. Seems something or someone however is sure showing me a good time.

[Joshua's voice changes almost instantly, bright and strangely cheerful; yet still with an edge to it -- though his tones of politeness certainly cover that little trait right up. The more attentive will notice his underlying frustration, but generally? Unless you analyse speech as it's happening, there is no chance to have a clue. None~!]

Hello there, world.
Say, these charming-looking white things milling and bending around in synchronised seizure patterns. Kind of a shame that they disappear so quickly, hmm?

Do they have a name?