02 February 2010 @ 01:15 pm
Hello, darlings! My name is Ursula and it's a pleasure to introduce myself to all of you. I've been quiet, I know, but you simply must know how difficult it is to get settled here. Accommodations aside, it's just so unsettling to adjust in a new environment.

But! Let us not get all tangled up in the details, mmm? [low chuckle] No, I'm here to talk about the tricky matter of business.

I don't expect any of you to know this, but I've quite the hand at magic. And, though I fully admit to a little misconduct in the past, I'm more than happy to help the poor, innocent, suffering and unfortunate souls like yourselves. Yes, yes, magic doesn't make the world go 'round, but it's more reliable than you think!

Everyone has secret wishes, pets, make no mistake about that. Things you looong for that you simply can't ask for, to say nothing of actually possessing! And if you did try to get your heart's desire, what happens then? [a slight growl enters her voice] Judgement.

If you find yourself in need of what you can't get for yourself, seek me out. Follow the river down from the Niflheim gate to the ocean beyond. There, you will see a single torch in the shore. Light it and wait. I'll be there.

[and back to the musical lilt] Let's make a deal, my friends.
For those of you helping search for Yuna, Mr. Harry Dresden has found where she's being kept.

If you would like to aid in Yuna's rescue, meet us at Ms. Yuuko's shop. And be careful out there!
28 April 2009 @ 04:23 pm
To all my fans,

As you’ve probably realized by now, I’ve been busy lately. I haven’t been around as often as usual, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. You’ll be happy to hear I was on the most noble of missions. On top of that, I actually have some good news for once. But first my daring quest for the sake of the city!

Last week I dared venture where no kat had before; the Elysian Fields. It was after much hard work and careful research that the Organization’s hideout was pinpointed there. By constructing a small expedition team of my best men and women I boldly set out in search of our kidnapped visitors and putting the Organization to justice. The building itself was well camouflaged and guarded, but this courageous meerkat was more than prepared. With the sun on my shoulders I felt more than confident that the Organization would fall as I brought down Nobody after Nobody with my bare paws.

With great vigor I stormed the hideout, seeing that all experiments were released while the Organization dared flee in fear. Though many managed to get away, I am more than pleased to say we will not be hearing from them for some time. As for their hideout? I saw to it that it was destroyed so that no one may ever be victim to such horrors again inside their walls. –oh, and my expedition team helped too… A bit.

So, it is with great joy I am pleased to announce that, in a way, peace has been restored to the city of Paixao. In the event that the Organization has been abolished all experiments have been released and these kidnappings have becoming that of the past. Let there be fear in not one citizen or visitors heart with your future Mayor on the job. Let us celebrate our victory and those of the future… We should throw a party or something in my honour. We’ll work out the details later.

With that being said and the Organization out of the way there’s only one thing I have left to say:

Maleficent, you`re next.

Am I ever getting good at writing this stuff.


The Great Timon
25 January 2009 @ 11:51 pm
'Sup citizens. Static's the name and I think I've spoken to a few of you before. I'm probably not gonna use this very much but I wanted to let people know that I'm out here. A hero's gotta keep his secrets after all.

Looks like my pal Virgil's here though so he might be able to help ya out in getting in touch with me if you are in need of any heroic services.

I'll be in touch.

31 October 2008 @ 04:29 am
Attention dear citizens and visitors of Paixao,

Such a pity the mayor met a rather untimely end. But, well, all things must come to an end, mustn't they?

However, where there are ends, there are also beginnings.

There is a new order here in this city.

I, Maleficent, Mistress of all Evil, lay claim to this city. My will is now law.

Any who dare to oppose shall be dealt with swiftly and with no mercy, but let us hope it should not come to that, shall we?
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