Man, I'll tell ya...things just go from bad to worse.

One minute I'm bored outta my mind, heading back to my hometown for a weekend...and the next I'm infront of some gate to a huge bubble. Something's telling me I'm not in Kansas anymore~...or Gaia for that matter. So...If i'm here maybe some of my loveable co-workers are here....

Role Call:

Princess?
Reno's double?
Hardass I mean Tseng...
Fireface?
Pretty boy(s)? (I mean you, Rafe and Aki...)
Blondie?
Baldy...?
Muscles...?
Sabra...(Got no nickname for you kid, sorry.)

hm...I think that's everyone....

You guys here...? Or am I just the lucky one..?

You know, just because I was the first person to pass out at last night's crawl was not a good reason to dump me off in the middle of nowhere. I hope you all had a good time trying to explain to Veld why his coffee maker is still broken this morning! You know how he gets if he hasn't had any java. Serve you all right to have to do training for a couple of hours since I'm stuck at this Niflheim place. Dropping off drunk friends in the middle of nowhere is not funny.

There was a desk set up at that gate, and the instructions with this little gizmo said I could get ahold of anyone here with it. Is this thing on? I wonder if I can get an extra one and take it apart, see how it works. Can't be any harder than that time I took apart Tseng's PDA and reprogrammed it to display naked Wutian babes everytime someone tapped the screen and then had it go back to Reno's terminal so it looked like he did it. I'm pretty sure I can lift one off someone to take it apart and learn it.

Where the hell are you guys?

Greetings foolish humans,

I am the Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror, Laharl-sama.

I just arrived here and managed to get this device to work. I have found myself trapped here. At first I believed it to be the doing of one of my vassals, but it seems this is perhaps not the case.

As it seems many are searching and finding those they know, I hope to track down my vassals.

I have created this expertly drawn depiction of them:



Yeah, forget the prinnies ... Useless buncha idiots... tch. If Flonne or Etna are already out there and should see this:

GET YOUR SORRY-EXCUSE-FOR-VASSALS ASSES OVER HERE NOW!

I am also seeking new vassals (especially as I do not know how long it will take to find my own.)

Job description: Must be loyal, strong, not-too-dumb, high stamina, and adept at fighting. Experience with blackmail, conning, and looting a plus. Also required to be able to cook, clean, do laundry etc. etc. etc.

Benefits: Eternal servitude to the Great Laharl-sama.

Salary: If you're lucky.

A "test" may be required.

This is turning out to be freaking way too troublesome. Just gonna have to find my ACTUAL vassals...