[Voice Post]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Paixao! How good to speak with you again, it's been awhile, has it not? Everyone keeping busy? Exploring new territories? Looking for lost little girls that they happened to misplace so easily?

Heh.

Boy, you lot are terrible at keepin' track of one another, eh? I means sheesh, you apparently are always complaining about the Organization kidnapping your dearest friends, but I think you just make it simple enough that they can't help otherwise!

Let's see now... who do we have here... Auron, of course. The father figure... Belle, Jecht, NiGHTS, Riku, and a boatload of other people keeping a look-out for - really, an insignificant (though fierce, I admit) - mortal.

You still haven't found her!

Keep trying. Really. It's funny. [he laughs] See? I'm amused. Aren't you all having fun?

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[beautiful-tale.livejournal.com]

...I don't know who you are, but the odds are against you if you're the one who took Yuna. It's only a matter of time!

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, yeah, sure kid.

[Voice]

[eternitydreamer.livejournal.com]

[Despite being quite tired of the kidnappings, NiGHTS actually sounds amused, and the cheerful little giggle belies it.]

You've really got nothing better to do, have you?

[Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Nope!

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

This is what you busy yourself with?

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Problem?

[upgrade2hat.livejournal.com]

I would lecture you on the faults of cruelty and overconfidence, but I'm sure you would not care less. But I would like to ask: just how many chickens do you have, in the nest? Clearly you've already counted.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

I wonder...

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Hm? What's that? I was distracted by the hostage. [he says offhandedly]

[4thhighsummoner.livejournal.com]

You are the one who took Yuna.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Oho, give the father-of-the-year a prize!

[thecourtgod.livejournal.com]

Pah! Kidnapping. Really, is no one around here original?!

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping's been my thing for centuries. People copied me.

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[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

Barakta ni kosta lai?

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

....What?

[notquitedracula.livejournal.com]

You lot have certainly made no bones about your intentions. And yet, I have yet to hear of one of you coming out of that giant cliche you call a fortress to meet anyone who's shown up. Perhaps you could tell me why that is.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Hey now, you're talking to the wrong guy. I haven't been in our little fortress in ages. So dull, boring, gloomy. You wouldn't want the hostess there to greet you. And I can't greet you because I'm not there.

You must've missed my grand party, too. Shame. The heat was really turned up there.

[voice]

[kotetsu-blade.livejournal.com]

Hn. You sound as though you're looking for a fight.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Sir Auron, still in Paixao, then? [he almost is coming off completely casual]

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

Hades, what have you done this time?

[Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

You know, a little kidnapping, a little bit of fire, Heartless, the norm. No big deal, really.

[Voice]

[superiorevil.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping, Hades?

How... trite.

[Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

At least I go outside of the dark and gloomy office.

[Voice]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

If you kidnapped her, she's hardly insignificant.

No one seems very impressed with you. Maybe you need a new approach.

[Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Insignificant to me, significant to particular others. The point isn't to impress anyone; the point, my dear, is to upset the status quo, ruffles feathers, and in the end... well... that's for the season finale now, isn't it? To be continued, baby.

[Voice]

[knuckle-headed.livejournal.com]

[grumbles]

You're an idiot.

[Private to Knuckles/Hard] [Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Takes one t [he breaks off quickly] We all have faults of our own, can't go blamin' a guy.

[mistress-yuuko.livejournal.com]

Dear Hades, I'm sorry to say but the game you're trying to play really isn't any fun at all.

Honestly, I thought you could do better than this.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Then don't play it.

[tinybutfierce.livejournal.com]

What? Was Persephone not good enough for you?

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[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW

[ voice ]

[finalfayth.livejournal.com]

[ his voice comes out measured, but his tone is noticeably low ] Who're you.

[ voice ]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

[his voice comes off as ragged for a long moment, breathing hard and then slowly clearing to a slightly amused voice] Hades. Lord of the Dead.

[Voice]

[livingalegend.livejournal.com]

[Sounding both amused and annoyed at the same time]

Well, now, what's this? Didn't you learn your lesson from Persephone?

[Voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE I LEARNED MY LESSON. I'VE PERFECTED THE ART.

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[mine-to-command.livejournal.com]

[Smug as hell - oh yes, he's seen all the other comments]

Shades of Persephone, I see.

Voice Post

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

[the sound which follows? Yelling. Lots of angry, angry yelling, and the sound of fire rushing up into the air and crackling with all the hate that Hades has for Jafar and everyone else right now]