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ATTENTION PAIXAO

Want to meet new people? Looking for that much needed excitement in your life? Looking for a CHALLENGE? Well then consider this your personal invitation to the first Official Genie Golf Classic, the only event in Paixao where you can test your skill against citizen and visitors alike and see who ultimately reigns supreme.

Paixao's unique landscape offers its avid golfers the ultimate in golf experiences with this new contest where contestants will play their way throughout the city to sink a total of ten carefully placed holes. This will also give contestants the opportunity to familiarize themselves with the city as they play through some well and not so well known locations.

The Genie Golf Classic is open to all public as a fun and non-profitable event. It should also be noted that this is a exemplary event which is available to all 'villains' within the city as well. Because of this the game will be carefully monitor to ensure the safety and well being of all contestants while those participating will be expected to be on their best behaviour. Anyone caught threatening the welfare of others will be immediately eliminated from the match and face a harsh penalty by me personally. I mean it.

The winner of the Genie Golf Classic contest will not only be crowned the Golf Champion of Paixao but also be awarded a top secret super awesome prize.

Further information will be provided in the weeks to come as well as full registration.
Anyone interested in participating in this event should sign up now by simply replying to this post to give us a good idea of the headcount.

Questions or concerns that arise may also be asked at this time.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

No way! A tournament...with prizes?! You can count me in for that. And I'll hold you to that no-foul-play-or-death rule.

Or death? ... Yes, death.

You're letting villains in. What do you think is gonna happen?

I'm well aware of the consequences, as they should too.

Death!

Uh. Riiiiiight. I don't think we're on the same page here, buddy. What I meant was, I'm gonna hold you to keeping death from happening. Like, you know, villains conveniently hacking us down while we're hitting the tee? Or even worse, when we're bending over and marking our ball. That's just plain rude.

Oh, what a relief! I thought you actually expected me to kill somebody; death as a penalty for foul play. I'm not about to get my hands that dirty... Death is just too messy, not my style at all. Yuck!

But yes, that is the plan. I believe it's totally possible for us all to go out and just enjoy ourselves without putting another's wellbeing in jeopardy. Of course, old habits do die hard for some of us and there are some out there who may not be as capable as other at restraining themselves, but I will not let them ruin it for those who can.

So you're saying I shouldn't dose other contestants with my Triple Fatigue Enabler drug?

Urd... We can't have any of that.

Oh, you know I was kidding. I promise I'll behave...though I'm very interested in what sort of punishment you have in mind.

I'll have you know that I can be most barbaric when it comes to such things. Mind you, a better clothed then the odd fur pelt. We have kids in the audience, after all.

More's the pity.

And just so you know, my swing is much more controlled now. I can grip the handle just right.

...

We'll see for sure on the green.

Um, I have a question.

What's golf?

Golf is a game in which clubs with wooden or metal heads are used to hit a small, white ball into a number of holes situated at various distances over a course having natural or artificial obstacles. The object of the game is to get the ball into each hole in as few strokes as possible.

Maybe this is a bit much. Miniature golf might would be more suitable for some...

[ooc: LOL, WORST TYPO EVER]

[ooc: NO KIDDING RIGHT?]

Wouldn't it be even harder in miniature? ~~I mean, except for Timon or someone, but...~~

That's debatable ~~I could always shrink everyone~~. Miniature golf concentrates on putting alone opposed to full swings. You concentrate on tapping the ball in entirely instead of hitting it as far as you can in the first few swings. The clubs don't actually change size or anything like that. That would just be... Hilarious!

[ooc: Oi, it is not my day DX fml]

....golf?

Never heard of it either, hu? This is exactly why Paixao NEEDS the Genie Golf Classic. Do see above though, dear. I just mentioned the game to the young man before you.

Hn. Well, I think my schedule is free.

Wonderful! Not only is it a great opportunity to explore the city but interact with other visitors as well! I look forward to seeing you on the green - and don't worry, I'll supply the clubs ♥

Heh! Well if it's about sports, then you can GUARANTEE I'M gonna win!!

Finally, some real enthusiasm! I could use challenge too.

Oh, a bit late on this but... it hasn't happened yet, so. I'd like to be counted in!

Looks like I'm late to the party! But count me in if there's room for another competitor!

Actually, I really don't know what golf is, but I do know I could really use the sun.