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[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

How many lions are in this city anyway?

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[keyofthesky]

Um, six, last time I checked...

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

Merlin's beard...

I haven't heard of a lion massacre before. What are the other ones doing? And where's the zoo?

[keyofthesky]

Massacre? Who said anything about a massacre?

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

Maybe that word doesn't quite fit the picture. Still, it isn't good that there's lions running around to kill and eat people.

[keyofthesky]

But it's not all the lions!

[whitelotustea.livejournal.com]

I have been seeing more and more of them around as of late. Sadly, none of them are interested in tea.

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

I'm no expert, but I don't think they like tea very much.

There's no zoo on the map. Maybe we should make one.

[whitelotustea.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is too hot for them. Cats lap their milk, so perhaps I should make it colder.

Despite what has happened, I feel it would not be in the best interest to cage these lions. A caged bird's song is full of sorrow only because of the bars.

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

I suppose?

Perhaps, but it would keep both us and the lions safe.

[whitelotustea.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for a more peaceful coexistence than a forced separation.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Too many.

[Voice]

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking the same. One is a bit too many, don't you think?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Not when that one is my pal.

[Voice]

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't happen to be the creepy one with a scar over its eye, would it?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I ain't the type to hang 'round creeps like that.

[Perma-voice]

[thescaronhisface]

[sigh]

Is that all you people can think about?

[Perma-voice]

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure where you're from, but where I come from, the only places lions run around free are in places far away from people. Lions and humans don't quite get along, so having so many running around here is just a recipe for disaster.

[OoC: No, Remus doesn't know he's talking to a lion.]

[thescaronhisface]

...Thanks. I'll keep that in mind, human.

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

...
You're one of the lions, aren't you?

[thescaronhisface]

Yeah, I am.

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[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

A lot... Remus, speaking of lions...

I need to talk to you about one of 'em.

[Private]

[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

Which one? Did I miss something else?

Re: [Private]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

It's Scar. Timon told me some stuff about him. Apparently he might be with this group of villains that took over City Hall. You're familiar with that spot right?

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[cantfytmoonlyt.livejournal.com]

City Hall? I know where it is. You're talking about the one with the scar over the eye, right?

...

Who's Timon?

[Private]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

Yea, the one that was with us during that time with Zidane.

Oh Timon is that meerkat who responded to ya earlier.