Vassal Search

[overlords_wrath]

Greetings foolish humans,

I am the Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror, Laharl-sama.

I just arrived here and managed to get this device to work. I have found myself trapped here. At first I believed it to be the doing of one of my vassals, but it seems this is perhaps not the case.

As it seems many are searching and finding those they know, I hope to track down my vassals.

I have created this expertly drawn depiction of them:



Yeah, forget the prinnies ... Useless buncha idiots... tch. If Flonne or Etna are already out there and should see this:

GET YOUR SORRY-EXCUSE-FOR-VASSALS ASSES OVER HERE NOW!

I am also seeking new vassals (especially as I do not know how long it will take to find my own.)

Job description: Must be loyal, strong, not-too-dumb, high stamina, and adept at fighting. Experience with blackmail, conning, and looting a plus. Also required to be able to cook, clean, do laundry etc. etc. etc.

Benefits: Eternal servitude to the Great Laharl-sama.

Salary: If you're lucky.

A "test" may be required.

This is turning out to be freaking way too troublesome. Just gonna have to find my ACTUAL vassals...

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Nice drawings -Not! Artistically challenged, hu? Ha, ha!

[ooc: Omg, Prinny is so adorable! *wants to stroke screen*]

Never seen any of those clowns. Better luck next time.

[overlords_wrath]

Hahahahaaa

Very funny - Not. I'd like to see you do better.

(OOC OMG, it's Timon XD You can so tell I'm an artist, drawing bad on purpose is actually hard. o.O)

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I can do better. I'd show you, but I've got more important things to do.

[overlords_wrath]

Uh huh ... Whatever.

Tch, you're obviously useless...

[twinguns.livejournal.com]

That's a demanding job with zero merits. You'd better raise the wage if you want "vassals." What the crap? Who uses that word for employees any more?

[ooc: Strikes don't exist. xD]

[overlords_wrath]

No merits? There are plenty of merits, and paychecks depend on how well you can loot and plunder. That's how things work, human.

Either way, if I can't hire anyone I can always beat anyone suitable for the job into submission. This way is just less work for the both of us.

If you're not interested, get lost.

[twinguns.livejournal.com]

I'm just suggesting, O Great Laharl. Eternal servitude isn't the most ideal of things.

I wouldn't be commenting if I wasn't interested, but I'm already employed. However, since... well, this is an entirely different world from mine and I'm not sure how many people I know are here. Found one, though. If I need it, I'll keep your job offer in mind.

[overlords_wrath]

Tch, that's Laharl-sama to you.

Well, if you're already "employed" then why are you being interested?

Foolish humans, you like to not make sense. Maybe I would be better off finding some prinnies ... I can't believe I'm thinking that.

[pirate-knight.livejournal.com]

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You're willing to pay others to steal things for you if they do a good job at it?

Is that what you're saying?

[overlords_wrath]

Essentially ... I'm not going to pay someone who can't pillage and plunder well and if you don't steal enough, how can I pay you? I don't pay out of my allowence, tch.

[acicularity.livejournal.com]

...Rafael?

[overlords_wrath]

...

What the HELL is this?!

Not another "Turk" I hope. Gah, if you're not vassal material, beat it! Or I'll have to pound the lot of ya if I find you!

[twinguns.livejournal.com]

There's an action called "ignore."

[acicularity.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for you I do happen to be a Turk. If you're incompetant enough to lose your own "vassals" I don't think I'll have a problem evading your "pounding".

[twinguns.livejournal.com]

....uuuuh? Lorie?

[acicularity.livejournal.com]

Sabra.

[sky-too-high.livejournal.com]

If I become a vassal-thing, do I get lets of women and money?

[overlords_wrath]

Blah, you can have all the women. Just keep any with sexy bodies far *FAR* away from me.

How much you get paid depends on your looting and plundering abilities. I already outlined this for someone else. Tch.

[argentum-basium.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like you. I'm already serving someone, but I wish you luck in spreading chaos and destruction.

You shouldn't assume we're all humans, though.

[overlords_wrath]

Really now? I'm glad at least someone here appreciates my work.

Not all human, huh? That's a relief!

[argentum-basium.livejournal.com]

Something like that. I haven't seen any of it yet, though, besides your, ah, artwork. Maybe you could give a little demonstration~? I'd be very interested in seeing what you're capable off.

Isn't it? There's too many of them anyway. It gets annoying.

[overlords_wrath]

I'd really enjoy letting off some steam. Everyone seems to enjoy pissing me off. If I don't blow or beat up *something* I'm going to go crazy.

Extreamly! I'd thin them out if it wasn't a waste of time.

[overlords_wrath]

Tch .. "Turks" ...

If I find you rude bunch, you better hope I'm in a good mood or I'll drop my summon meteor on the lot of ya.

[argentum-basium.livejournal.com]

.. Meteor, huh?

[overlords_wrath]

Of course! I crushed the Lord of Terror, Baal with it. The look on his face ... Heh heh heh ...

I'm Supreme Overlord of a reason you know. Power and money go a long way in the Netherworld.