A list to make it easy on your eyes. Damn, I'm nice.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.

3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead? 

4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.

5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

The decorator of this dump should really be outta a job.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

...a meercat that can type.

...I really need a cigarette.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What's a cigarette? Some kind of food?

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I don't know. Do I look dead to you? Heh, heh, heh...

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I make it a point not to talk to people who're too far up the loony scale.

Though, for the record, yes. Disgustingly so.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. I was really looking forward to giving you a hand. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to show those other idiots how to get out of this little two bit town...

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

T_T You used bad word'su.

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

It happens. Part of the male ego or somethin'.

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

What's ego'su?

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Meaning girls don't swear? I find that hard to believe.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Yes I did'su. Oh boy'su, it's blasphemy'su.

[theblind-bandit.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being a jerk.

[angelicklutz.livejournal.com]

... blasphemy'su is also bad'su. But I'm sure you're a good person'su! ♥

[overlords_wrath]

So, if you DID break out of here (which I'm sure wouldn't be all that hard) where the hell would you go? You realize this is an island, right? You want to go for a long swim?

If there WAS a way to leave this place, I wouldn't damn well be here.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Fine, if you're gonna be nitpicky, I'll rephrase my question: is there a way to get off this fucking island?

[overlords_wrath]

Hmph. I just told you how.

It's called swimming, human.

[spirit-seer.livejournal.com]

In response to number three:

Yes. I think so, anyway.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Oh goody. Nice to know I'm not alone.

How'd you die?

[writingknight.livejournal.com]

I don't know which is more annoying. The idiots posting the same questions over and over again, or the grumpy residents that will find something to complain about even if we do nothing but breathe.

Oh, wait, you're both.

Nevermind. You're more annoying than anything I've seen on the message board yet. Can't you at least put your pointless complains in your personal journal so I can ignore them more easily?

((OOC: Appearantly, considering how much HE complains, Fakir has never heard of "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone", but oh well.))

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Pot calling the kettle black, Mr. Oh-I'm-Such-A-Smartass. You seem in quite the good mood yourself.

[averyspecialguy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know.... the gates here may be a tad dramatic, but they seem to fit with the overall decor of the place, in my opinion. And the journals are better than nothing, aren't they?

Haha! I'm dead too, but I've been that way for a long, long time before I ever came here. Looking for kindred spirits, if you'll pardon the pun?

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

Better than nothing, but, honestly, I miss my laptop. At least it had some decent network connection.

You were dead before you came here? I...guess that makes sense since you're a skeleton, but... are there many people here who aren't humans?

[chocolatefetish.livejournal.com]

If it's me you're worried about, you're a little late.

How are you, Matt? I thought I'd find you here.

[p-laystation.livejournal.com]

--the fuck?!

Mello-- why are you....oh fuck, you died, didn't you?

I'm...uh...well, okay, I guess.

[smokes-sake.livejournal.com]

In regards to #5 on your list

You're not alone my friend, I'm down to my last three cigs, and I still haven't found a store.