Listen up!

[overlords_wrath]

Alright all you new people - I don't know why I'm doing this (okay, maybe because I'm bored) but, no one else seems to be bothering and frankly it's getting damn annoying seeing the same messages over and over. So to avoid all the stupidity... For all you idiots people who don't know how to read other messages before they post pretty much the exact damn same thing everyone else before them has posted, here's all you really need to know:

1. This damn hell of a place is called Paixao. It's in some other world, on an island, probably in another dimension. Maybe even an alternate one. Who the hell knows.

2. Is there anything else here other than this island? Don't know either. If you want to swim for, who knows how far, knock yourself out, there could be. Maybe this will thin out some of the idiots... drowning would be doing us all a favor...

3. No, you can't leave. I can't even get my Dimensional Gatekeeper to get me away from here, which has never happened before.

4. This place is full of idiotic, blonde residents. They're more damn useless than even normal humans generally are.

5. It sucks.

So there you have it. If you REALLY want to know more there this that someone here wrote that has a lot more than I feel like writing.

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

We really need to get you a new hobby.

[overlords_wrath]

Hmph, I have plenty of hobbies!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, plenty of useless hobbies that- OW! Hey, what was that for?!

[thenewseraphita.livejournal.com]

You're very kind to inform this to those who just arrived here.

[overlords_wrath]

Guh. I'm not being kind! I just want to see an end to the rampant stupidity on here.

[career-lesbian.livejournal.com]

It's not stupidity, it's ignorance! Learn the difference!

... Jerk.

Still, it's very helpful of you to post this. Thank you.

... Butthole.

[hammerbunny.livejournal.com]

Woooow, thanks for the briefing, I guess.

[overlords_wrath]

Tch. Whatever...

[grimlycorrupted.livejournal.com]

you really are a hero

[overlords_wrath]

And how was this "heroic"?

[grimlycorrupted.livejournal.com]

it was really tl;dr and your looking out for the lost innocents

a saviour to rival the messiah

[thunderknives.livejournal.com]

Awww, look what you're doing. It's so cute.

[overlords_wrath]

No. No, it's not "cute".

(OOC: I was just waiting for you to show up. lol ;) )

[truewaterknight.livejournal.com]

Please do not say that humans are useless. It is not true.

[overlords_wrath]

In my experience I haven't met a great deal who are.

[lostwings-kir.livejournal.com]

How come they don't hand out this sort of info with those journals they give you?

[overlords_wrath]

Like I said, they're all useless.

[kyklojos.livejournal.com]

... Helpful.

[hewhoprotects.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[writingknight.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I guess that was helpful.

The swim, by the way, isn't bad.

EVERYONE is blonde?

[overlords_wrath]

Tch. I'm not trying to be helpful, damnit.

... What? You've actually tried to swim out there?

If they're blonde, blue eyed, dressed weird and dumb, they're most likely one of the bystanders.

[fourthcaptain.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner.

So this is Paixao...well, thank you for the information. It was helpful.

Though you're not very nice, are you?

[overlords_wrath]

Gee, whatever gave you that idea?

[sparkplasma.livejournal.com]

Oh, er, Lord Laharl, about no. 3... I offered to help Flonne find the gatekeeper, that's why I came to meet her in the first place.

[overlords_wrath]

... Er, you do realize Flonne is also an idiot?

She doesn't have to be here for her to get me the hell out of here. I only got to call out to her, but it damn well isn't working.