[Voice] May I have your attention please?

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Hello, darlings! My name is Ursula and it's a pleasure to introduce myself to all of you. I've been quiet, I know, but you simply must know how difficult it is to get settled here. Accommodations aside, it's just so unsettling to adjust in a new environment.

But! Let us not get all tangled up in the details, mmm? [low chuckle] No, I'm here to talk about the tricky matter of business.

I don't expect any of you to know this, but I've quite the hand at magic. And, though I fully admit to a little misconduct in the past, I'm more than happy to help the poor, innocent, suffering and unfortunate souls like yourselves. Yes, yes, magic doesn't make the world go 'round, but it's more reliable than you think!

Everyone has secret wishes, pets, make no mistake about that. Things you looong for that you simply can't ask for, to say nothing of actually possessing! And if you did try to get your heart's desire, what happens then? [a slight growl enters her voice] Judgement.

If you find yourself in need of what you can't get for yourself, seek me out. Follow the river down from the Niflheim gate to the ocean beyond. There, you will see a single torch in the shore. Light it and wait. I'll be there.

[and back to the musical lilt] Let's make a deal, my friends.

Comments

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Needs, wants...

what is it about humans that makes them think they always have to have something? They never know what they really need.

What kind of magic do you practice?

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, it's not just humans who want things. Everyone wants something, tangible or otherwise. It's just a matter of degree.

As for my brand of magic, I work the primo stuff, handsome. Useful, elegant and, most important, powerful.

[keyofthesky]

Ursula!?

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

...what'dya know, the gang's all here.

[Voice, locked]

[oath-ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

How much...can you do?

[Voice, locked]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

The better question, love, is what can't I do?

...my goodness, you look awfully familiar.

[ voice ]

[xroyal_bratx]

How strong a magician are ya?
Like Illsaide strong... or Duzell strong?

[curious princess is curious... don't mind her listing off names of people she knew]

[ Voice ]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't mean to brag, but I am the most powerful witch of the seas.

[divine_storm]

Can you get us out of here then?

[ Voice ]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Nothing is for free, darling, and that particular deal has a price you can't afford.

[Voice]

[blackwatermage.livejournal.com]

[She's listened to the other replies.]

May I ask what sort of magic you practice? I'm curious as to how you go about granting these wishes.

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

That would be rather telling, wouldn't it?

[Voice]

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

A little misconduct? Nothing like trying to rule all the worlds, huh?

Fine. I'll make you a deal then. One bad bargain and you'll be in for a world of hurt.

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, your machismo is real impressive, kid. Why don't you go back to being in the background while your friend gets all the glory?

[Accidental {Voice} post is accidental]

[dacapo-aria.livejournal.com]

[There's a sharp GASP, and maybe an EEK, followed by the sound of the journal clattering to the ground, a few buttons being pushed along the way, one of which turns the device back off.]

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

[chuckle]

[humaniste.livejournal.com]

WHAT SORT OF MAGIC?

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Only the best, most reliable brand! Something you can depend on.

[eternitydreamer.livejournal.com]

Hm~

Not interested. ♥

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a shame.

[strifefully.livejournal.com]

... Magic.

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

The real thing, hon. Accept no substitutions.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You make a buisness outta this?

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

What, offering the lost and lonely what they want? How could I not?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

You again?

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Oh! If it isn't the little dark soul I met when I first came here. And how's that quest for knowledge, dear?

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

It doesn't seem like a good idea...

[Voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Young ladies like yourself will never get anywhere in life if they don't take a risk now and again.

[voice]

[masterfulflames.livejournal.com]

Ursula! It's been such a long time!

[voice]

[ladycecaelia.livejournal.com]

Hades! I was beginning to wonder if your presence here was just a rumor. How are you?