[aaaaand here comes the Doctor, bright and cheerful despite the circumstances]

It's clear to me that a lot of us are in need of some fun right now, after everything that's happened recently. The city falls, we're kicked out, a lot of us have run out of tea... [he pauses with a little sigh, as though reflecting on the abominable tea shortage]

It's also occurred to me that I'm getting married. Again. I know the invitations have been sent out... sort of, but I know you're all just dying to know, when will this fabulous event be held?

[a dramatic pause and then]

Soon. Very soon, in fact.

After some consideration, I have decided to allow any of you who wish to stay somewhere better than the tent the opportunity to stay in my castle. That's the 6th floor, by the way.

However there are some rules any who stay must adhere to:

1. I'm the Overlord. Don't forget it.
2. No touching/sitting on/or doing anything to my throne!
3. Keep out of my room.
4. No throwing any prinnies--we don't need holes in the walls.
5. No stealing anything from the castle!
6. If you're taken advantage of by any of the vassals in the castle, it's your own damn fault. I'm not accountable for anyone's stupidity.