Okay, cool. Looks like more weird shit is going down. I'm down with that.

I guess I should at least toss my name out there. I'm Dirk Strider and I guess I'm here to chill with everyone here a while. At least until I figure out where the hell I am and why I'm here. If anyone has some kind kind of info you think I should probably know, lay it on me.

Since it seems to be the thing to do, I guess I'll toss a few names out there too. If anyone knows Jake English, Roxy Lalonde or Jane Crocker, let a bro know.