[There's a bit of a struggle to get the electronic journal up and running, but eventually, Simba's voice passes through the system.]

Hello? Wha-- Oh, I think it's on. Ahem, ah, anyone hear me? That is how this is supposed to work, right?

Anyway, whatever. My name's Simba. I'm... well, I'm pretty new here. I ran into a couple of my buddies here, but do I know anyone else here?

--Right, this is probably gonna reach people who don't know me at all. Hi! I'm Simba. I'm a lion. And I... am really confused about where this place is supposed to be. I don't suppose any of you can talk me through it?