[Voice]

[firacrux]

Imagine my surprise wakin' up here in hallucination land to stand in line for a fuckin' computer. Or was it to get in? Fuck if I know, I was hopin' the map on this thing had an exit. According to the one person I've run into so far with personality, there ain't one.

So, since I gotta wait for these status effects to wear off where is a guy to go for an imaginary stiff drink? And do I need money, or do you use leaves here? I noticed they were in short supply, what with the fake trees and shit.

[Could he sound any more disinterested? Probably not, Seifer is fairly convinced he's hallucinating still.]

Comments

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[maybeimaleon]

[It figures. It really, really, figures. Someone else from home finally arrives and it's Seifer. But he supposes he might as well actually answer. He just... gets the request sighing done before turning his own journal one.]

[voice]

[maybeimaleon]

Status effects?

[The tone is more 'what status effects' than anything else.]

Re: [voice]

[firacrux]

[Hynedamnit, now he's going to add Leonhart into his delusional imaginary hallucination world? Clearly he has gone completely masochist.]

The only logical explanation for this place, Leonhart.

[Those status effects.]

[voice]

[maybeimaleon]

Didn't think I'd see you so concerned about logic.

[He is.. very much used to the place, yes.]

[voice]

[firacrux]

And here I'd thought you'd gotten past bein' so unconcerned. Someone's gotta be.

[It isn't a conversation with Seifer without some complimentary jabs. But, Squall being used to it bothers him.]

[voice]

[maybeimaleon]

You try being here for months and see where it gets you.

[voice]

[firacrux]

I don't intend to. Just passin' through, Leonhart.

[Yes, because he's so certain on how to get out. Right.]

[vorpalrising]

If you're hallucinating, then so are we all. Except I know I'm real, although I'm not so sure about you.

What in the world are status effects?

[firacrux]

Maybe I'm hallucinatin' you hallucinatin' me. Ever think about that?

Status effects are what happens when you walk into a giant tentacle monster made out of teeth, and it burps on you.

[That is, sadly, the most accurate description of a Malboro ever.]

[herp, derp, voiced, by the way]

[vorpalrising]

[dryly] I doubt you'd hallucinate to that extent.

... A what? Is the Queen about again?

[Hehee! Voice]

[firacrux]

I dunno, a face full of Bad Breath can really mess you up.

Wait, what Queen? I was talkin' about Malboro, but if she's got nasty breath I might wanna avoid her anyway.

[Voice] Stop mocking my pain. :<

[vorpalrising]

I can't say I disagree about that.

The Queen of Hearts. She's very fond of teeth and tentacles, and her breath is positively terrible.

[Voice] Only out of love!

[firacrux]

She sounds lovely. You sure she ain't a Malboro in disguise?

[voice] You up for back-tracking a little since I was on a hiatus?

[timberwings]

Don't you think it's a little too vivid for a hallucination, Seifer?

[voice] Is it even possible to resist the temptation to freak out Seifer more?

[firacrux]

[Oh, hello. Now that's a voice he wasn't expecting.]

I dunno, can't say from experience. Ain't hallucinations always pretty convincin' when you're in the middle of 'em?

[voice]

[timberwings]

True. But if you're so convinced that you're hallucinating I guess you could always pinch yourself to shock your mind out of it. Or does that only work with dreams?

[Though in Seifer's case, he'd probably would require a lot more then a pinch. Maybe a kick in the head?]

[voice]

[firacrux]

I think that only works with dreams, besides if it's status effects you know nothin' knocks those outta ya.

[Hell, even a kick to the head wouldn't work on him.]

[voice]

[timberwings]

Except a remedy or casting Esuna. Have you tried those yet?

[True, but it was a thought.]

[voice]

[firacrux]

Fresh out, unless you wanna come down here and do that for me?

[Pretty much entirely teasing, as he's not sure he's ready to face Rinoa in person just yet.]

( voice )

[somethingblue]

What a foul mouth you have.

( voice )

[firacrux]

Got a problem with that?

( voice )

[somethingblue]

Perhaps, perhaps not. I've yet to discover if my personality dislikes foul terms or not.

( voice )

[firacrux]

Discover if your-- what? Hyne, lost your memory or somethin'?

( voice )

[somethingblue]

Not exactly! More that I haven't had time in a human form to realize what my personality is like.

( voice )

[firacrux]

...

Right. So, what's your normal form, then?