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Imagine my surprise wakin' up here in hallucination land to stand in line for a fuckin' computer. Or was it to get in? Fuck if I know, I was hopin' the map on this thing had an exit. According to the one person I've run into so far with personality, there ain't one.

So, since I gotta wait for these status effects to wear off where is a guy to go for an imaginary stiff drink? And do I need money, or do you use leaves here? I noticed they were in short supply, what with the fake trees and shit.

[Could he sound any more disinterested? Probably not, Seifer is fairly convinced he's hallucinating still.]

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Right. So, what's your normal form, then?

Normally, I am a Type 40 TT Capsule. Or TARDIS if you like that better.

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I don't even know what that means. So, whichever is easier to pronounce.

TARDIS, or Sexy. That is my name now, actually.

Your name is Sexy? You ask the guy who named you that what it meant?

I know what it means, the definition was in my databanks. Do you know what it means?

Why don't you give me your definition, and we'll see if they match up.

Very well, if I recall correctly my databanks had it defined something like this:

Sexy
adjective, sex·i·er, sex·i·est.
¹ concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué: a sexy novel.
² sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality; aroused: the sexiest professor on campus.
³ excitingly appealing; glamorous: a sexy new car.

I'm partial to the word, aren't you? It's a charming one.

Wow. I didn't think anyone could make the word sexy incredibly boring. Bravo.

You asked for a definition; how entertaining are definitions? Hm? Well?

Depends on if they've been edited for humor, first. So, Sexy, what are you exactly? Some kind of program, an android maybe?

Edited for humor, bah.
I am the conscious form of a TT Capsule placed within the body of a young woman named Idris who as since ceased to be having been replaced with me.

A TT capsule is a Time Travel Capsule. I suppose, then, to put it bluntly: I am a ship made specifically for the travel through time and space.

TARDIS: Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

So you're a space- sorry time ship, in a woman's body.

Y'know what? After this mornin' I'm willin' to believe anything. Jus' don't go fuckin' around with time here, alright? Had more than enough of that to last a lifetime. An' if you do, don't fuckin' tell me about it.

Ridiculous boy, I am in a human flesh body. How do you expect me to do anything with time now? The vortex can't be manipulated without my presence within the machine. I'm not there anymore so I couldn't change things, time included, even if I wanted to.

[Laughing.] Thank Hyne for that! Good to know, let's keep it that way.

Poppycock — keep it that way; he says — what good is a time machine if she can't manipulate time, hm?

The most useful kind, if you ask me.

A Time Machine whom cannot travel through time is useful to you?

How.

Means I don't gotta waste time killin' it.

KILLING IT!?

Was something about that unclear?

What kind of person goes around killing time machines?!

The kind of person that doesn't like it when time's fucked with.

Not all time machines are used to tamper with time lines!

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( voice ) I need to get him a "wtf" face icon.

( voice ) rofl, i'm so sorry. she's so weird ;;

( voice ) Don't be sorry this is awesome!

( voice ) i'm glad you think so, i heart seifer, so i had to talk to him 8'D

( voice ) Awe! <3 He needs to have all the weird happen, it's hilarious.

( voice ) weirdness is no different than the norm for him ahaha

( voice ) His life is a never ending cycle of weird, and it just got worse XD

( voice ) so happy to oblige :'D

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