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Imagine my surprise wakin' up here in hallucination land to stand in line for a fuckin' computer. Or was it to get in? Fuck if I know, I was hopin' the map on this thing had an exit. According to the one person I've run into so far with personality, there ain't one.

So, since I gotta wait for these status effects to wear off where is a guy to go for an imaginary stiff drink? And do I need money, or do you use leaves here? I noticed they were in short supply, what with the fake trees and shit.

[Could he sound any more disinterested? Probably not, Seifer is fairly convinced he's hallucinating still.]

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If you're hallucinating, then so are we all. Except I know I'm real, although I'm not so sure about you.

What in the world are status effects?

Maybe I'm hallucinatin' you hallucinatin' me. Ever think about that?

Status effects are what happens when you walk into a giant tentacle monster made out of teeth, and it burps on you.

[That is, sadly, the most accurate description of a Malboro ever.]

[dryly] I doubt you'd hallucinate to that extent.

... A what? Is the Queen about again?

I dunno, a face full of Bad Breath can really mess you up.

Wait, what Queen? I was talkin' about Malboro, but if she's got nasty breath I might wanna avoid her anyway.

I can't say I disagree about that.

The Queen of Hearts. She's very fond of teeth and tentacles, and her breath is positively terrible.

She sounds lovely. You sure she ain't a Malboro in disguise?

I wouldn't be surprised if those were extensions of her. It sounds like something she'd do.

Hyne, I hope not. One of those damned things is enough of a pain in the ass, can't imagine them comin' from someone. Thing. Whatever.

[grimly] I can.

Well, since you know all about Malboros, why don't you tell me about this Queen lady with nasty breath? [Hey, he's bored and now curious about something other than being trapped.]

There's not much to tell. She was tearing the lands around her to absolute ruin, enslaving the inhabitants and leaking corruption everywhere. I killed her... at least I thought I killed her. But now I'm not so certain.

[A pause, his voice a little darker for a moment.]

Sounds like someone I knew. [Aaaand, back to normal, uncaring Seifer!]

Didn't make sure she was dead before you left?

Isn't is a shame that the rare few who are good are so scattered, while those who are despicable seem so common?

I did, but one can never be too certain, I suppose.

[Hahaha, oh... funny she should put it that way.]

Right, a real shame. Really, it only takes one to wreck the place.

Hm, maybe. Generally dead things stay dead, don't they?

And here, we've got several of the unsavory sort.

Generally, yes, barring the appearance of a miracle.

If you killed it for a reason, wouldn't it's comin' back be the opposite of a miracle?

A miracle can also be described as something that's so against the odds as to seem impossible.

Oh, fuck those happen all the damned time, then. Like bein' here, for example.

Let's not encourage any extras.

My thoughts exactly.

So what's this about other worlds, anyway. People here really not all from the same place?

As far as I can tell, that's correct. I haven't been to any of the other floors yet, but I've heard rumors of something like other worlds on them.

Well, I meant the other people in the city. Ain't ready to wrap my head around worlds within a castle just yet.

Anyone who's not a citizen is from another world. We're easy enough to tell apart from the rest.

I noticed. One helluva way to find all this shit out.

Oh?

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