[Voice]

[firacrux]

Imagine my surprise wakin' up here in hallucination land to stand in line for a fuckin' computer. Or was it to get in? Fuck if I know, I was hopin' the map on this thing had an exit. According to the one person I've run into so far with personality, there ain't one.

So, since I gotta wait for these status effects to wear off where is a guy to go for an imaginary stiff drink? And do I need money, or do you use leaves here? I noticed they were in short supply, what with the fake trees and shit.

[Could he sound any more disinterested? Probably not, Seifer is fairly convinced he's hallucinating still.]

Comments

( voice ) best mode, amirite?

[somethingblue]

Do you realize that you just, in a sense, told me you would prefer me dead? Or are you really that thick headed?

( voice ) Darn right!

[firacrux]

Oh is that what I said? [Innocent!] Nah, that ain't quite what I said. You're puttin' words in my mouth lady, and I gotta say I don't need help with that.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

You might as well have. The only reason I am not functioning properly is from being stuck here. If I were in my proper form, you would... ( annnd she trails off. because that makes her think of bad times )

You're not a kind person, are you?

( voice )

[firacrux]

[And it is that silence that's far more interesting than the conversation up to this point. Is there digging to be done? Oh, so much digging. Sordid pasts and all that. But, he's behaving, sort of. For the moment.]

Never claimed I was.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

( her past is extravagantly long. so it goes when one is a being of two thousand years of age or more; good luck working all her skeletons out of the closet, Seifer 8D )

I suppose you didn't.

( voice )

[firacrux]

[That's the fun of a challenge!]

Long's we're clear.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

I wouldn't go about saying you want to kill things, though.

( voice )

[firacrux]

Why, that weird?

( voice )

[somethingblue]

Someone might take you seriously.

( voice )

[firacrux]

Sometimes I am.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

Maybe you should learn to bite your tongue.

( voice )

[firacrux]

[Amused.] That ain't gonna happen any time soon.

( voice ) /pushes buttons (at least she didn't call him boy)

[somethingblue]

Do you often act like a child in such a manner?

( voice ) Ohgod he would flip so hard

[firacrux]

It's part of my charm.

So, Sexy time-machine lady, what is it that you do in your 'proper form' if it ain't fuckin' things up?

[He has a very low opinion of time travel. Or anything to do with time manipulation, really.]

( voice ) she will do it. eventually. :'D

[somethingblue]

You say to-may-to...

I'm a time ship. I carry people within my walls. I can't mess anything up.

( voice ) It will be both terrifying and glorious XD

[firacrux]

Alright, so they the one's messin' it up then?

( voice ) i will be all the amused omg

[somethingblue]

I really would not say he messes anything up. ( on purpose — shh, she's keeping that to herself )

( voice ) I feel sorry for TARDIS but only slightly >D

[firacrux]

'He'? Fuckin' with time's a messy game, even an idiot knows that. Some shit don't need 'fixed'.

( voice ) pff, no reason to 8Db

[somethingblue]

He is a Lord of Time. He knows what he is doing.

And I don't recall saying he was fixing anything.

( voice )

[firacrux]

What's he doin' then? [Obnoxious interrogation is how Seifer identifies threats. Or, at least one of many obnoxious ways he does it.]

( voice )

[somethingblue]

I hardly think it involves you. Why should I begin to tell you anything?

( voice )

[firacrux]

Because I'm curious, and we're having a perfectly pleasant conversation.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

Go on being curious.

( voice )

[firacrux]

Heh heh heh. Guess it don't matter much, ain't gettin' us outta here any time soon.

( voice )

[somethingblue]

From what I understand, we're rather stuck here.