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[somethingblue]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

... TARDIS?

What TARDIS?

[voice]

[somethingblue]

The TARDIS. The only TARDIS left in existence. That is to say, me!

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm sorry, I must be confused.

No, you're confused. You're not a TARDIS!

[thescaronhisface]

Hey there Sexy. I'm Kovu.

And uh...I have no idea who your thief is. What's he look like? Or smell like? Maybe I could help you find him.

[somethingblue]

Kovu? What an interesting name. I have many names. TT Capsule is my official name and Time And Relative Dimension In Space is what Susan called me. But my thief calls me Sexy, and Old Girl. Names are funny, aren't they?

He looks like, well, you know. A man. But he's not just a man. He wears a bowtie and thinks fezzes are cool. Smell like? Smell like? Well unfortunately I don't have any odor samples now that I have a flesh body, what a shame indeed. I knew those would come in handy someday. Here's the day and me without odor producing mechanisms.

[thescaronhisface]

Uh...yeah...So, what am I supposed to call you?

I think the fezzes thing sounds kinda familiar...

[Voice]

[necrofonic.livejournal.com]

You're...sexy?

[voice]

[somethingblue]

That is the name my thief gave me, anyway. Yes.

[voice]

[necrofonic.livejournal.com]

Your thief has a delightful sense of humor.

[voice]

[sceadu-gemynd.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but did you say haven't always been human?

[voice]

[somethingblue]

Of course I haven't. I'm not really all that used to a flesh body. I'm much more comfortable with wires and such, you know. But so it goes.

[voice]

[sceadu-gemynd.livejournal.com]

May I ask what you usually are?

[Voice]

[keyofthesky]

Your name is Sexy?

[voice]

[somethingblue]

One of many!

[voice]

[keyofthesky]

What are your other names? Because Sexy is... kinda awkward.

[Voice]

[burningamour.livejournal.com]

Buttons or levers...?

[voice]

[somethingblue]

Most machines have buttons or levers, of course.

[Private to Sexy]

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

How do you know what a TARDIS is?

[private to the master]

[somethingblue]

Because I am a TARDIS.

I really do wish people would listen.

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

... So you're a TARDIS within' a TARDIS? Sounds deep.

Wait, what's a TARDIS?

[somethingblue]

Not anymore. Just that it happened. And it was squishy. Not really my favorite time to be me, I must say.

I'm a TARDIS!

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

TARDIS? Hold it. You know about the TARDIS?

And does your thief happen to have a name?

[somethingblue]

I am a TARDIS. Of course I know about them.

He does, but no one really seems to know it. He goes by a name, though. Not his real one, but people recognize that one.

[whodoyou-see.livejournal.com]

Hi, Sexy. [derpderp doesn't know normal connotations of the word.] Um... what's your thief's name? [though, she's not sure why you'd want to find a thief. Unless you're trying to get something back.]

...Blinky lights?

[somethingblue]

He goes by the Doctor, although that's not his real name.

Blinky lights! Who doesn't love a good blinking light?