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What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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... Maybe not.

Somehow, I doubt that.

I did have pretty great hair that time, didn't I? I'm still not ginger, though. [a pout can be heard in his voice]

I didn't think so.

Ah, well... Let's not ruin a good time.

You still have time to become ginger, don't lose hope. I have faith you'll be one, someday. [ she would be patting him on the head right now if she were with him, if only because of the pouting ]

Alright.

Right! Maybe next time, I'll be a ginger!

It's possible! Anything is possible. Maybe you'll have blue hair...

I don't think I'd like blue hair, actually. Blue would be the opposite of ginger.

It would be rather interesting, though. You know you could always color your hair.

[oh, that's done it, Sexy. He's completely scandalized] Color my hair? But that's cheating!

Isn't that what the humans do when they're unhappy with their hair color?

Oh!

That reminds me! Is the Orangey Girl here? And the Pretty One?

Yes, but it's not what I do.

The... orangey girl? And the pretty one? Which ones are those?

I suppose that's true.

You know, the Orangey Girl who's married to the Pretty One.

Who's married to whom? [COMPLETELY CONFUSED. Sorry, Sexy, but it's too early in his timeline for that]

The girl with the orangey hair! I don't remember her name, something about a pond...

[COMPLETE SHOCK]

Little Amelia got married?

Well she's much older from when you first met the little girl of her, you know.

I'd just promised her I'd be gone five minutes and then I landed here.

I can still get back to five minutes once I'm out, of course.

...oh dear.

What is it?

She's going to be very upset with you when you get back, is all.

What? Why? I'm only going to be gone for five minutes.

... my sweet, beautiful, idiot ...

You'll be gone so much longer ...

What? No! I told her five minutes, and you're healing up nicely here, if a bit slowly. I'll be able to get back in time.

[a pause, and] Do you remember being here before, with the other Doctor?