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[somethingblue]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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[somethingblue]

Kovu? What an interesting name. I have many names. TT Capsule is my official name and Time And Relative Dimension In Space is what Susan called me. But my thief calls me Sexy, and Old Girl. Names are funny, aren't they?

He looks like, well, you know. A man. But he's not just a man. He wears a bowtie and thinks fezzes are cool. Smell like? Smell like? Well unfortunately I don't have any odor samples now that I have a flesh body, what a shame indeed. I knew those would come in handy someday. Here's the day and me without odor producing mechanisms.

[thescaronhisface]

Uh...yeah...So, what am I supposed to call you?

I think the fezzes thing sounds kinda familiar...

[somethingblue]

You may call me Sexy.

Oh, really? Now that's exciting! Where is he? He goes by "The Doctor".

[thescaronhisface]

...Kiara's gonna kill me when she hears me say that...

Uh...I think there are two of him here.

[somethingblue]

That's silly, it's my name.

Two? Now that is interesting... Have they touched? They aren't really supposed to, you know. Bad things can happen when two versions of the same Time Lord touch. Then again I don't feel so sick anymore, so perhaps there's something about this place.

Where is this place? What is it called? I tried to ask people but other things kept getting in the way of my interest. Streets, buildings, lamp posts.

I love lamp posts. It's like being in Narnia!

[thescaronhisface]

I dunno if they have or not. I haven't even actually seen them myself.

Anyway, this city is called Paixao. There's some weird thing abut floors and being in a castle, but I don't really get it. all I know is there are some doors you can walk through that'll take you to entirely different worlds.

[somethingblue]

Not seen? Really? I didn't take him for a be heard and not seen kind of man.

Different worlds? I see... I can do that, you know. But I don't have doors anymore...

[thescaronhisface]

You...don't have doors.

[somethingblue]

No, not anymore. Not now that I'm back in this flesh body. It's so strange losing all your rooms and mechanics to be placed into a human body, you know.

[thescaronhisface]

I'll uh...take your word for it.

So...what...were you, anyway?

[somethingblue]

A TT Capsule. Type 40, exploration model. Nicknamed "TARDIS" by the Doctor's granddaughter, Susan, which stood for "Time And Relative Dimension In Space."

Better known as a time machine, to be quite honest.

[thescaronhisface]

What's a time machine?

[somethingblue]

A machine that travels through time, of course. Naturally.

[thescaronhisface]

[Have some dead air. Not!lady, you are talking to a lion here. Or at least, that's what Kovu's thinking, more or less.]

[somethingblue]

Oh dear.

It's fainted.

[ or so she assumes, anyway ]

[thescaronhisface]

I'm fine.

[somethingblue]

Ah, well that's much better than fainted.

[thescaronhisface]

You wanna try explaining that "time machine" thing again? This time without making my head hurt.

[somethingblue]

I suppose I can try.

Like I mentioned,, I am a type 40 TARDIS, exploration model. I was stolen from Gallifrey and used by my thief, the Doctor, as means of transport throughout the whole of time and space, through the universe.

That is what a TARDIS' function is. We are normally called, TT Capsules, after all. Which is "Time Travel" Capsule.

I don't know how much simpler to put it. You get inside, push some shiny buttons, flick some silly levers and off we go into space and through time to any moment you'd like. Fun, no?

[thescaronhisface]

But now you're...a human.

[somethingblue]

Because my matrix core, or soul as humans like to call it, was removed from the confinements of my shell and placed into this flesh body.

I find it very odd. Flesh isn't meant to whole a TARDIS matrix, but if that's how it has to be, well. Who am I to argue?

[thescaronhisface]

...Your...soul? How?

[somethingblue]

By House.

[thescaronhisface]

Lady, could you at least try to remember I don't know any of this stuff?

[somethingblue]

House is a sentient asteroid, although I don't know how it did it. It just did. And now I am here.