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[somethingblue]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

TARDIS? Hold it. You know about the TARDIS?

And does your thief happen to have a name?

[somethingblue]

I am a TARDIS. Of course I know about them.

He does, but no one really seems to know it. He goes by a name, though. Not his real one, but people recognize that one.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

How can you be a TARDIS? Isn't that impossible?

Let me guess, the Doctor?

[somethingblue]

Always with impossibles. If you knew anything about a TARDIS, you'd know so many things are possible!

Ah, someone else who knows him. He is quite the popular boy.

[ a pause ]

But then again, you sound vaguely familiar yourself...

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Alright, how about I just say not impossible, but a bit unlikely. That would sound about right, don't you think?

Honestly, I still don't know much about the TARDIS yet. Still a lot to learn.

[Pauses herself for a moment.]

I suppose I would. Maybe? Well, either way, best get introductions out of the way all the same. I'm Jenny!

Also, if you're really the TARDIS, why are you calling yourself Sexy?

[somethingblue]

Of course it's unlikely, TARDIS matrix cores aren't meant to be put into flesh bodies. But I can't help that mine was.

Jenny... No, I don't think I know you. Nice to meet you anyway!

Because that's what my thief calls me. Sexy. So that must be my name.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't think they would be meant for that, but seems someone pulled it off somehow. I honestly never would have thought it possible before now.

Wait! Dad calls you Sexy?

[somethingblue]

It was an entity within an asteroid that did it. It was called House. And it liked to eat TARDISes.

Dad?
Dad!
Oh yes, Jenny! He did regale about, now that I think on it.

[ and then there's just laughter. ohhh, so much laughter ]

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Ate TARDISes? So he put you in a body so he could eat you?

Yeah, Jenny! That's me? So what's so funny?

[somethingblue]

No, it put me in a body so that it could take over the shell of myself and travel to locate more TARDISes. But that was silly thinking, I'm the only one left.

Oh, it's not you that's funny. It's him. Being called... Dad.

Dad... [ laughing again ]

This... This is laughing, isn't it? Laughing is excellent.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

[Can't help but laugh herself.]

Oh yes, that's laughing, and laughing isn't just excellent. It's fantastic! You'll never be able to get enough of it.

[somethingblue]

Laughter is a universal language, no wonder so many people and creatures like it. It's rather splendid I think!

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Oh, it really is! Whenever something goes wrong, the best thing to do is probably just to laugh it off. Well, most of the time anyway. I'm sure there are situations that you can't quite laugh off.

[somethingblue]

I'm sure, it does tend to happen, but ever since laughing — yes, I think one should try to laugh off most things.

Tell me, though, Jenny!

— do you call both of them Dad, or just the tenth regeneration of his presence here?

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Both of them of course. I mean, yeah, they're both different regenerations, but I still consider them both my dad. They're just from different timelines. Plus, one knows who I am, and the other only knows because I might have let out some spoilers.

[somethingblue]

Oh, excellent...

Now I'm going to call him dad and see what happens for the fun of it.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.]

Oh, I do hope you'll share the details about that one later. I've just got to hear about his reaction.

[somethingblue]

[ chuckling herself ]

I will make a point to do so. It can be our little scandal toward him.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like that. Our little scandal. Sounds perfect.

[Laughs more.]

I think I really need to meet you properly at some point. I feel like we would have such fun. Especially if dad's around.

[somethingblue]

Teasing your dad is my favorite pass time, it's always been rather fun to push his buttons the way he pushes mine. If we team up against him, it could be double the fun!

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Agreed! When it comes to teasing dad, I say consider us partners in crime.

[somethingblue]

Oh, this'll be an excellent friendship indeed.

[lovestherunning.livejournal.com]

Most certainly!

So I'm going to assume one of my dads is going to get you so you're not just hanging around the cold?

[somethingblue]

You know, I hadn't even realized it was cold. Interesting...

But yes! He is coming for me.