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[somethingblue]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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[somethingblue]

Yes, I was. Before I was placed into this flesh body. I was a much larger machine than the one you're using right now though, mind.

[ yay! progress ]

[thescaronhisface]

And you could travel through...time. [skeptical lion is skeptical]

[somethingblue]

And space. Yes.

[thescaronhisface]

Makes about as much sense as this castle, I guess.

[somethingblue]

Castle? Isn't this a city?

[thescaronhisface]

That's what I thought.

[somethingblue]

Now I'm confused.

How can a castle be a city? They're defined differently, it makes no sense. About as much sense as fish having fingers.

[thescaronhisface]

You tell me.

[somethingblue]

Oh!

Unless the castle was built around the city to house it.
Yes, that must be it.

[thescaronhisface]

I...don't think that's how it works.

[somethingblue]

Well then.
Now we're just back to making absolutely no sense.

[thescaronhisface]

I know.

[somethingblue]

You're not very helpful!

[thescaronhisface]

Speak for yourself!

... sorry, i had to. /sob.

[somethingblue]

I just did! I can only speak for myself! Whom else could I possibly speak for!?

[thescaronhisface]

You've gotta be kidding me.

[somethingblue]

You're a ... Not nice thing.

[thescaronhisface]

What's that make you?

[somethingblue]

Sexy.

[ drum roll and cymbal crash, please ]