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What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do.

Did. Do. Did...

Did. Yes, did as in this flesh body I don't have buttons or levers or pullies or screens and lights. That's almost tragic, I always was fond of blinky lights — they drove my thief mad when I set them off at the "wrong times." I do disagree that there is a wrong time, though. Blinky lights are the best lights, much better than plain old boring solid lights.

Oh! Suddenly I'm finding myself realizing this flesh body is that one of the woman's from... But now that's interesting, isn't it? How did that happen? I thought I was back in... Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Do you know how incredibly uncomfortable it is to have a TARDIS land within another TARDIS?

Very squishy.

But!
Perhaps it's time to get back onto track, so to speak.

Hello new world of many that I have been placed onto... I'm Sexy. And I'm looking for my thief.
Have you seen him?

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Most times.

Ah! Then the one I rather fancied biting!

Biting? Biting?

Why were you fancying biting me?!

Because, it's like kissing — only there's a winner!

No. No biting!

Anyway, why should I believe you're the TARDIS?

You sound like Auntie and Uncle, now.

Why shouldn't you? I feel like we've done this before. How did I show you before...

Oh, that's right.

[ there's a pause and after a moment, that famed whrrrr of the TARDIS landing picks up on the audio ]

That's the sound I make when you pilot me, isn't it? Does that help?

Well, I haven't done it yet!

[stunned silence for a few minutes]

But... but that's impossible!

Oh, I do love time line crossovers, don't you?

It's not impossible at all. I've just proved that it isn't, I make the sound, I know my model number, I even remember what you said when you stole me, you know...

No! Well, generally yes, but not when it could potentially rip a hole in the space-time continuum!

What did I say, then?

[ tsks ]

If they really are two of you here, you should be more worried about that then my presence here.

You told me I was the most the most beautiful thing you'd ever known. And then you stole me.

It's not like this is the first time there's been more than one me! I've met me before, you know. I'm sure I'll do it again.

... It's you. [his voice is quiet and filled with a mixture of surprise, wonder and love]

And it's always rather dangerous, isn't it?

It's you. [ he may not be able to see it but he may be able to hear the smile in her words ] My thief, my Doctor.

This place is rather dangerous. [hushed] Disney.

But... how? [the wonder's still there, but there's complete and utter joy in those words now, too]

Disney? I thought he'd passed on Earth some time ago. Are we back to the time when he was alive? That could be interesting!

My matrix core was removed and placed into this flesh body. [ and that's all you're getting, mister not there yet ]

No, there are actually Disney characters in here. Lots of them. And they're real!

But h... [trails off, realizing] Right. Spoilers.

How is an animated character real? ...that's awkward.

Spoilers? [ well that sounds familiar, oh right ] Oh that's what that woman tells you all the time. Yes, spoilers — I suppose.

After all, I am, apparently, you're future. Isn't that exciting?

I thought so, too, but then I took Timon and Pumbaa out and bought a fez. By the way, I see you've been speaking to the Master. Do try and stay away from him, all right, old girl?

It's brilliant!

The meerkat and the warthog from that lion movie?

The Master? Is that who it is? I thought he sounded familiar... I should have pieced that together when he mentioned TARDIS' not talking back. Always seeing things as machines and not beings, that one.

You sound excited. Things always happen when you're excited!

That's them!

It's him. I thought things might be different this time, but... [trails off, a little sadly]

Yep! Aren't you excited! I mean, ,listen to us! We're talking!

You can't always fix what's broken. You've always had a hard time learning that lesson.

Yes, with mouths! [ there's a squishy noise suddenly of her rubbing her cheeks and mushing her mouth, which muddles her speech a bit ] Flesh mouf ish sho awkvard though.

You didn't see him the last time. He was so brilliant. And he saved me. He saved all of us.

WIth mouths! Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

I think you might have mentioned that, when we were going back, to look at Donna and the blond girl. But he was still broken, you know that he was, Doctor. [ her voice is soft, some semblance of sympathy for him in there ]

Well, I shall certainly try! I have a feeling I might be stuck here.

That's right, I did. And it's not his fault he's broken. Rassilon broke him.

Donna and Rose? They're here. They're both here.

You are, but you can come live with me, if you want.

Of course it's not his fault, it's just what it is.

Are they really? This place is a collection area, like the junkyard Idris was in when I took her body!

Live with you. ...That's strange.

I've got to save him. At the least, I've got to try.

All sorts of people, from all sorts of universes. And times. The weird part is, there's no sign of it causing damage to the universe, no time distortions, nothing. The reading I got off of one of the doors with my screwdriver was "magic".

Do you want to? [hopeful, slightly awkward schoolboy moment] You don't have to, you know. I mean, there's the other me, or you could move in with a friend or live on your own.

You have been trying for so long... But I'll help. If I can. I always do.

[ and then there's a laugh. because really, magic? lolol ] Magic...

Move in with a friend? [ awkward pause, realization moment ] I don't believe I have any friends.

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