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Attention dear citizens and visitors of Paixao,

Such a pity the mayor met a rather untimely end. But, well, all things must come to an end, mustn't they?

However, where there are ends, there are also beginnings.

There is a new order here in this city.

I, Maleficent, Mistress of all Evil, lay claim to this city. My will is now law.

Any who dare to oppose shall be dealt with swiftly and with no mercy, but let us hope it should not come to that, shall we?

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N-No mercy?

None, pal.

When did... I mean, how... What happened to the stand in mayor? Did everyone in City Hall just agree ta this or were those who opposed dealt without mercy too?

Is that really so difficult to understand?

Seems a little harsh, don't you think?

Not particularly. There is no room for defiance and any who do will be made an example of.

Can't we talk this over like civilized people?

Is this not civilized?

It's all really quite simple. Remain obedient, and you have nothing to fear.

Well... Yes, but it doesn't sound like you're exactly open to new ideas. That'll be a problem in the end, I guarantee.

I shouldn't have to be takin' orders from you, worrin' 'bout bein' obedient or not. Hmpf, if anything, I should be makin' the rules here.

Well, is that so? A mere rat like you? In charge of an entire city?

What a... quaint idea.

Hey, it's possible! Besides, I wouldn't be afraid ta ask for help or anything if I needed it. I've got more than enough experience under my belt for the job. If it weren't for you bumpin' into my turf, I'd be the one callin' the shots.

And for your information, I'm not a rat.

What a shame. You were a bit too slow, weren't you?

You are insignificant, whatever you are.

I wasn't about to hurt a bunch of innocent people just to get my way.

I AM NOT! Who do you think you are, anyway? Stormin' in here, callin' everything you see yours. 'Maleficent, Mistress of all Evil'. Oooooh, I'm scared. I've dealt with worse. Why don't you go back to where you came from, hu? Nobody wants you here, anyway.

Not wanted?

Oh my... Well, I'm afraid we have a bit of a problem, don't we?

However, I have no intention on returning to where I was nor relinquishing city hall, so it seems you shall have simply adjust.

Yeah, n' that problem is you.

Why should I have to adjust? I want what's rightfully mine! Get outta my office!

Well we're not saying that you can't put up a fight. It'd be amusing to see you try. But I'm fairly sure - and correct me if I'm wrong - a well-placed fireball would be enough to be your end.

It wouldn't end a revolt. If anything, it'd probably cause an even greater one. There's more of 'us' than there are of you.

None.

What are your thoughts on bargaining?

That depends on what you have to offer.

... Can I get back to you on that?

Take your time. Do not, however, expect me to wait for you.

Yeah, yeah. Important agenda, lots of stuff ta do, I know.

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