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To Whom It May Concern:

I am seeking the employees of Shin-Ra Electric Power Company, specifically those in the Investigation Division of the General Affairs Department, commonly known as the Turks. Any assistance would be appreciated.

Rufus Shinra
President, Shin-Ra Electric Power Company

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Yo, Raffy!

... uhhh, Joutenheim train station with Tseng, yo.

We're coming to get you, unless you're gonna hop the train to meet us. We're all heading to Muspelheim in the end anyways to meet Lorie, Sabs, and Rufus.

But Sabra and Lorie are coming to get me.. and she ordered me to stay put.

I don't want to be impaled by her shuriken, bro.

I'm the same rank as Sabs and I have Tseng with me.

Are you more afraid of Sabs, or Tseng? Personally I'm more afraid of Tseng, no matter how much I dislike the invisionment of rectal shuriken, yo.

........dude, Reno, "rectal shuriken"? WHY?

I guess I can move to the closest station.

Because she's threatened me in the past to shove them up there, Raffy. I'm not joking, yo.

You do that and avoid those weird white wiggly things if you can. We have to find a place where we can restock on weaponry before we waste bullets... uh, well. People who have guns. I can just charge my EMR.

....guh.

Much to your convenience. I brought an extra round of bullets; I found them in my coat pocket.

Anyway, I'll be in block F4 or that area in general depending on future circumstances--oh! Ren, do you have your cellphone? Apparently we, the Turks, can still contact each other through our phones. I had just tested with Sabra. I doubt you have my number, so it's... *****-*****-**. I'll call you in case of emergency.

Exactly.

Oh good, yo. Very good, because I doubt my EMR can last forever. My arm can get tired swingin' it around.

*****-*****-**. Uh, let me ... write that on my hand or something. Oh, wait, I can write it on my cigs pack...

Do I have my phone on me, or did I leave it in the chopper... _{[queue rummaging.]} Okay, I've got it. Number's *****-*****-**, yo. I'll call you when I get on the train to test it or something. Haha, Rufus is having me pickpocket people while I'm on the train.

But you at least have your charger, right? Otherwise we'll have to pull some electromechanics.

....thank goodness. You've got cigarettes.

[cue number-marking.] Oookay. Got you on my ce--I thought you were with Tseng? Oh, over the journals. Right. I doubt there would be many on the train though, judging from this...invasion.

It's in my pocket, but I need to find something to attach it to on my person, yo. You know how I am with losing things.

Oh hell yes I have cigarettes. And Tseng says we get to have alcohol once we're all together again, yo. Even if he did his usual sarcastic tell-off for me lighting the cig with my EMR.

People might use it for hiding out, yo. And I noticed that most of the foliage is pretty shiny... so grab some if you can on the way, eh?

Aaah, I'd love to have a smoke right about now. And some whisky.

I did notice the sparkling. I'll keep that in mind.

All right, I'm gonna sign off now. See you at the station, Ren.

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