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To Whom It May Concern:

I am seeking the employees of Shin-Ra Electric Power Company, specifically those in the Investigation Division of the General Affairs Department, commonly known as the Turks. Any assistance would be appreciated.

Rufus Shinra
President, Shin-Ra Electric Power Company

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Um... I know Mr. Tseng is here! And Rafe, and... well, Vincent, but he's not a Turk anymore so I guess that's irrelevent!

~~I don't remember Rufus being the president... nor do I know an Elena...~~

Tseng is present? Good. Perhaps he can shed some light on what has happened. Yes, Mr Valentine is no longer with the organization and is quite irrelevant.

Rafe? You mentioned that you are Lorelei and with a Sabra? Are you new recruits?

Erm... no Mr. Rufus. We've been Turks longer than Rude and Reno! And apparently the Elena person too....

Oh my. It must be the time warping again! Is that why you're president also?

Time warping? Miss Lorelei, I am president of the Shin-Ra company, and the only Turks I know of are Tseng, Reno, Rude, and Elena.

I've been president since Sephiroth killed my father.

...Sephiroth killed your father? Oh boy, stuff is SO messed up!

In our time none of that happened yet... but still, how come you don't remember us, Rufus? You knew us too! When you were younger...

If you were unaware of that incident, I shall spare you the details of Kadaj and his brothers.

The names you claim are not completely unfamiliar to me, Miss Lorelei. However, those that had them died long ago.

I've already met Kadaj. I know he is a threat to us. But he didn't make any sense to me... so I guess some explaining is in order, ha!

Ah... yeah. Others have said we should be dead too, but we're not. We're alive!

Kadaj is nothing more than a puling child whining for his mother. He's alive you say? There goes my opinion of Strife's abilities.

I imagine that is for the good of all of us then.

From what I've seen, Kadaj JUST like that! I think in his time, this "Cloud Strife" (assuming you mean him!) hasn't gotten to kill him yet. But Kadaj at first told me his name was Cloud so I'd go kill him... isn't he desipicable?!

Anyways, yes indeed it is! The Turks can't be the Turks without... the Turks! Yatta~!

He isn't exactly the paragon of intelligence either as you seem to have discovered. Then again, neither is Cloud Strife. Kadaj likes to pretend that he is many things, including powerful.

Uhh... yes.

Right! Next time I see him, I'm gonna shoot him in the FACE!

WOOOOOO!

Perhaps you should ask Reno about what happens when one tries to shoot Kadaj in the face?

I don't advise it. At all.

Actually I don't even advise fighting Kadaj unless we're all together, really.

I kind of enjoy living, and would rather keep you alive compared to what you are in my time, yo.

But... he's a poophead! I wanna shoot him!

Poophead is merely a children's name-calling, and whether this may be what Kadaj is to you or any of us, he is still a threat and should be treated as one.

I have fought him first hand, do not underestimate him. You're good Lorie, real good, but he beat both me and Rude easily. And we had eight years after your death to get better.

Right, sir.

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