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[An energetic, youthful voice crackles on the message board, broadcasting to anyone who'll listen. It sounds rather annoyed, though that quickly changes to enthusiastic amusement]

Alright, when’s this? This isn’t where I set the coordinates. The air smells… off. It’s an artificial world, isn’t it? Ah-hah, so that’s it. Right, then. I'm the Doctor; what seems to be the problem here? And don’t tell me there isn’t; I know trouble when I see it, and this is definitely troublesome. No, not the end of the uni – ah, maybe. But that’s alright, I’ve done this before, I’ll do it again. It’s the universe; something’s got to happen. So, then, what is it? Is there despair? Danger? Is the tea getting cold? Blimey, I hate it when that happens.

I can reset the TARDIS coordinates to five minutes past Amelia later. This is brilliant! New-old world where something’s not quite right; classic.

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The first time? The first time for what? This kind of thing has happened before?

Oi, enough questions. My turn. Who are you?

I wasn't done yet!

Rrrrgh fine! But only so you'll answer questions later. The other you wouldn't let me do anything.

Dean and Overlord of the Nether Institute, Evil Academy, Overlord Mao! There. Now get back to answering questions.

There are two time machines here now, right? Right?

Well, if the other me wouldn't, I'm not seeing why I would.

That's a bit long of a name. Can I call you Bob? Always wanted to call someone Bob.

Two? There are two? Where?

Not tell. Do. I couldn't even touch anything. Where's the fun in that?

B-Bob?! No! Mao is fine.

It didn't come with you? [disappoint!]

Like I said, there's a reason.

Oh, too bad. Mao it is, then.

Lots of things came with me, mostly the headache which you're not helping with.

Then maybe you can tell me the reason.

If I'm not letting you touch the TARDIS, that means I don't trust you with it. I'm guessing there's a reason for that, so why don't you save me the trouble and tell me what it is?

What's with the constant turning of questions? I asked a simple question. I was going to get into the biological questions of this regenerating and your "previous self" in there--as well as the similarities and differences with reincarnation--but I decided to stick to the more important matters.

Oh, well, that's a simple enough answer; all that happens is that my DNA re-writes itself, cell by cell. Not too hard. But the more important matters, that's what interests me. What matters were those?

[brb, sciencegasm]

... I do seem to get that a lot.

Wonderful, absolutely wonderful! Every single cell? Haaaaaah... Haaaaaaah...! So it's similar to a reincarnation after all. But so much more complex! Aah~ to see such a magnificent thing with my own eyes...!

You're not going to any time soon; I've just regenerated. But it is something, yes.

Mn... But maybe a sample from each... If only I had full access to my lab!

Your lab? What's in your lab?

My drills, tables with proper restraints, chemicals used for various purposes, missiles, tranquilizers, my experiments, and most importantly, my video games.

Video games are pretty important, but the weapons... why do you need those?

Heheh... You just don't know the joy of properly installed missiles, lasers, and rocket punches.

[The Doctor's voice remains pleasant, but there's a coolness to it now]

I wouldn't say they're joys. As long as you don't use them, I suppose...

[there's also a hint of an "or else"]

...What's wrong with that? Missiles are cool. Implanting them in various subject's kneecaps is better.

What's with the sudden change in tone?

I'm going to tell you something, and I'm only going to say it once because I'm not in the habit of intentionally repeating myself.

No weapons, not ever. Not while I'm around.

...Huh? What are you talking about? I don't even have a proficiency in fists.

You won't need to, not as long as I'm here.

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