Attention Citizens and Guests of Paixao

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

We have gotten the results counted for the elections. You may thank a certain meerkat for the delay, who barged in and demanded a recount when we were initially prepared. We will not do another recount, thank you.

The new mayor of the City of Paixao is Marcus Praetoris. It may take us all time to transition.


[Private to Timon]

Timon, I would like my pen back, if you'd please.

Comments

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

And where do we find the lucky winner to congratulate him?

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

You make it sound as though I should know where the candidates were at all times.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I must still be a little wet around the ears for the politics of this dungpile.

You're telling ME, the guy who shows up last second to win the election isn't even to be found? Tell me then, how is he to be sworn in? Where's his office gonna be? Or better yet...

You can just tell me where you are and I can end this right now.

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, there is a difference between nowhere to be found and I, personally, not knowing. He is very likely at home, and I see no reason to disclose his home information - nor my own location - to you.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Can you tell me where he lives?

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

.....No, Timon.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, thought I'd at least try.

What about Vyers? Would you tell him?

touchy Rosie is getting touchie :|

[paixaonpcs.livejournal.com]

I will not tell anyone. If he wants to lose the privacy of his own home, you will have to ask him! I will not break that line of confidentiality!

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

BACK OFF, VERMIN.
[loud groaning noise accompanied by strange whirling background]
I DEMAND ANSWERS. IF MARCUS PRAETORIS DOESN'T APPEAR IN A MATTER OF 3 DAYS, I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND.

[paixaomayor.livejournal.com]

You've been searching for me, have you? I do not appreciate the threat you've made to the city, or referring to her citizens as 'vermin'.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Heh. Took you long enough.

Now, we're going to talk, yes?