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A Change in Management

Since the former boss has vanished, I've decided to take over the Seventh Heaven for the time being and I need some more employees. Specifically, someone who can cook and a couple more people to serve tables. But definitely a cook; I'd mess up boiling water, so you really don't want me to make you anything.

If you're interested in a job, let me know. Money's not hard to come by, but having a consistent paycheck is more comforting than you might think.

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Pickin' leaves off trees? Sheesh, sure sounds excitin'. Can't see why you'd wanna give up a gig like that, heh.

And I'd miss out on all the great opportunities to socialize.

[ why yes, he is attempting to sound slightly charming ] Sounds more up to your speed. Sure you're up for the challenge, though?

[what do you know, she's a little charmed WAIT NO SHE'S NOT, NEVER]

What's the challenge? People come for some food and drink, I charge them. It's not alchemy.

Oh but, dear Meg, you're forgettin' about all the charisma it takes to entice the big spenders, y'see? Maybe, if ya want, someone I know, who jus' happens to be handsome an' compelling, charmin' even, whose not too far away, mind you -- could teach ya a thing're two.

Right. And what could you teach me that I don't already know? Advanced Flexing Techniques? Proper Bandanna Knots?

[ oh meg. your delightful sarcasm is like a sweet summer's breeze... ]

Nah, sounds a little too fast paced for ya. You should always work your way up, the ladder. Y'know, maybe start with something in the amateur's league, like -- 'Walkin' Sexy 101' or 'Beginner's Guide to Showin' Off the Goods.'

[don't tell anyone, but it's her secret way of flirting]

Hon, I could give classes in walking sexy. And showing off the goods? What am I, a produce stand?

[ your secret is safe with no one. ]

Heh -- if you were givin' classes, there ain't no doubt that all the men in Paixao'd be in trouble.

[ slyly ] Produce stand? Well... you do know what the best way to check on the status of fresh produce is, don't ya?

[snort] Remind me to slap you the next time I see you.

Oooh. Sure thing. Do you prefer before? Or after? Hmmm... maybe during...

Wow, with moves like this, no wonder the ladies just throw themselves at you.

[ now sarcasm about his ego? sorry, that's lost on him... ]

I know, right? Good thing I'm usually a one woman kinda man.

[she just can't help herself]

At least until someone better comes along, right?

[ keymash = slight stuttering. ONLY SLIGHT, JECHT INSISTS ]

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H-harsh. Heh... [ trying to shrug this off ]

[suddenly this isn't as much fun anymore, even with the cute flustered flail; girl's got issues]

...if you wanna stop by the place some time, I'm sure your main cheerleader would be happy to see you.

[ he'll attempt to lighten the mood again. since dealing with issues ain't exactly his strong point... ]

Cheerleader, huh? That come complete with the cute outfit an' all?

Heh. I'll be sure to come by, so long as you're the one that's servin' up the eats.

If you asked nicely, I'm sure Yuna would wear whatever you wanted.

And if you act like a pig while you're there, I'll serve up hot coffee in your lap.

Yes, like me.

[here's Naja, possessive of those she can potentially use :|]

Knock yourself out.

Good.

[that was too easy...]

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