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[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Citizens of Paixao, it's been a difficult time here, I know. Through it all, one person has been with you. One person has been there through the hard times, the good times and everything in between. One person has gone out of their way to keep you informed and in good hands.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to officially announce that I'm dropping out of Paixao's mayoral race and supporting that singular person of questionable moral compass but undeniable cunning:

Timon for Mayor!


I know what you're thinking. Sure, he's short and he's got a mouth that won't quit, but he's been around longer than most of us. He knows the game, friends, and I'm willing to put my money on the experienced horse. And if you're worried he won't have the walk to back up his talk, don't stress: I'll personally offer my services to keep him in line and the rest of you protected.

Whether he likes it or not.

Comments

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm hurt, and here I thought I had finally earned your trust.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

No hard feelings. You're an interesting guy to hang around, but the idea of you in any position of power kind of gives me the creeps.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Why don't you tell me how you really feel?

Better yet, when I win, remind me to tell you I told you so.

[overlords_wrath]

...You've gotta be kidding me.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

What?

[overlords_wrath]

You aren't seriously going to do this, are you? It's... It's Timon. That idiot's entire platform will involve food, money and "fur brushings".

[whodoyou-see.livejournal.com]

[trying to picture Timon as a leader.

...it's not working. she'll focus on a different point.]

You were running for mayor too?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

That's right. I decided to bow out.

[whodoyou-see.livejournal.com]

Why? Isn't leading good?

[voice] 1/2

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You... Want to help me?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Wait, what about my mouth?

[voice]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about that. You're the best man, er, meerkat for the job! And the even better news is, I'll be your right hand goddess! Your very own divine campaign manager.

[keyofthesky]

You really think Timon would make a good mayor?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Don't you?

[keyofthesky]

I... haven't really thought about it. If he did all that stuff you said he did, then I guess he would. He has a good heart, I know that much, even if he doesn't always show it.

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

I'll vote for him.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Great! Your vote will especially help Timon.

...to be honest, I'm kinda relieved you're not old enough to be Mayor. I could definitely see you giving everyone a run for the money.

1/3

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

W-w-what?!

2/3

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

I don't think...

3/3

[myfearsmylies.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe one day, I suppose.

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

...Who's Timon?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You've never heard of him?

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Don't think I have. I'm new around here.

...What are you, anyway?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Timon is a meerkat. What he is isn't important, though. It's what he can do for you. When it comes to survival instinct and cunning, he just can't be beat. That sort of talent and quick-thinking is just what we need working for us!