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[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Citizens of Paixao, it's been a difficult time here, I know. Through it all, one person has been with you. One person has been there through the hard times, the good times and everything in between. One person has gone out of their way to keep you informed and in good hands.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to officially announce that I'm dropping out of Paixao's mayoral race and supporting that singular person of questionable moral compass but undeniable cunning:

Timon for Mayor!


I know what you're thinking. Sure, he's short and he's got a mouth that won't quit, but he's been around longer than most of us. He knows the game, friends, and I'm willing to put my money on the experienced horse. And if you're worried he won't have the walk to back up his talk, don't stress: I'll personally offer my services to keep him in line and the rest of you protected.

Whether he likes it or not.

Comments

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

...Who's Timon?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You've never heard of him?

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Don't think I have. I'm new around here.

...What are you, anyway?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That explains a lot. Trust me, you'll learn ta love 'em. He's a great guy. Smart, handsome... A real catch, if you know what I mean.

A meerkat, what's it look like?

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. I'll have to meet him sometime, especially if he's running for mayor.

I don't think I've ever seen a meerkat before.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You will! We're thinking of maybe havin' a little meet and greet sometime too. I'll be sure to let you know about it.

You wouldn't be the first, trust me.

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'll be sure to come.

Where are meerkats from, anyway?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I keep hearing Africa but I'm not sure where that is. I'm personally from the Pride Lands.

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, alright, then.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Timon is a meerkat. What he is isn't important, though. It's what he can do for you. When it comes to survival instinct and cunning, he just can't be beat. That sort of talent and quick-thinking is just what we need working for us!

[hasagift.livejournal.com]

Wait... Timon's a meerkat? How many meerkats are in this place?

Sounds like he'd be a good mayor to me, but I think I'd like to meet him, first...