paixaomb | [Voice] May I have your attention please?

Hello, darlings! My name is Ursula and it's a pleasure to introduce myself to all of you. I've been quiet, I know, but you simply must know how difficult it is to get settled here. Accommodations aside, it's just so unsettling to adjust in a new environment.

But! Let us not get all tangled up in the details, mmm? [low chuckle] No, I'm here to talk about the tricky matter of business.

I don't expect any of you to know this, but I've quite the hand at magic. And, though I fully admit to a little misconduct in the past, I'm more than happy to help the poor, innocent, suffering and unfortunate souls like yourselves. Yes, yes, magic doesn't make the world go 'round, but it's more reliable than you think!

Everyone has secret wishes, pets, make no mistake about that. Things you looong for that you simply can't ask for, to say nothing of actually possessing! And if you did try to get your heart's desire, what happens then? [a slight growl enters her voice] Judgement.

If you find yourself in need of what you can't get for yourself, seek me out. Follow the river down from the Niflheim gate to the ocean beyond. There, you will see a single torch in the shore. Light it and wait. I'll be there.

[and back to the musical lilt] Let's make a deal, my friends.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You again?

Oh! If it isn't the little dark soul I met when I first came here. And how's that quest for knowledge, dear?

Why should I tell you? You wouldn't tell me anything before.

It's called a conversation, sweetie. I don't really care that much.

If you don't care, then why the heck would you ask? Seems like a dumb way to make conversation to me.

And something about you doesn't strike me as the "helping" type. Trying to turn a profit off of other people's suffering? That's almost admirable.

It's called charm. Something you rather lack.

As for me helping, well...I'm certainly not the one causing the problems people need help with. I'm simply giving them an alternative solution. If I happen to get something out of it as well, what's the harm?

Charm? What's so special about that? But isn't that what attracts so many people to that Sophomore Leader? Maybe I should study this "charm" quantity and look into its hypnotizing effects... Note to self: invest in glitter.

And? You don't need to cause a problem to take advantage of one.

Charm can yield you quite a lot where other methods would fail. Try it sometime, kiddo, you might be surprised.

You say "take advantage" like it's a bad thing.

Hm...

Of course it's a bad thing! Why not just own up to it? What's the problem?

Bad is subjective. I happen to think it's very good.

Now you're not making any sense.

That's okay. There's no shame in not understanding something above your head.

No, you're just trying to spin things around!

Am I going too fast for you to keep up?

Errrrgh... You're just doing this to piss me off!

Am I succeeding?

Like I'm going to tell you!

Because it really looks like I am. Word of advice, hon; never let your emotions get the best of you. It's weak.

Sh-Shut up!

[Voice] May I have your attention please?

no subject

[Voice]

no subject

[ Voice ]

no subject

[Voice]

no subject

[Voice]

no subject

[Voice]

no subject

[Voice]

no subject

[Voice]

[voice; I don't know why I kept erasing it since he's been keeping it that way]

[Voice; pfft ]

[Voice]

[Voice]

[Voice]