Urd's Medicine Cabinent

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Hey, Paixao! Do you have a hard time finding courage to face life's challenges? Do you feel like everyone is out to get you? Trouble sleeping at night? Unable to perform adequately in bed? Are you suffering from nausea, headache, muscle cramps, festering wounds that won't heal, Purple Tongue, liver spots, Whirlygig Syndrome or other maladies?

Worry no more, mortals! I have just the medicinal relief you need! Carefully crafted by my own skillful hands with divine alchemical knowledge (and a little touch of magic), I have pills, potions and ointments that can aid you in nearly every way.* Check out these fine medicines:

• MaxerRelaxer II -- for those suffering from nerves, anxiety and uncontrollable rage.


• Push Up Pals -- adorable little daily pills for the ladies who need an extra boost in the chest department.


• Triple X -- a potent little drug to get you and your special someone in the mood~♥


• Grace of Hermes -- a tasty potion to get you around town with superhuman speed!
  

...and many more! Just stop by Iriela Apartments (top floor) and ask for Urd.

All of my medicines are presently free of charge! Take advantage of this limited offer now!



*Some medicines may cause unknown reactions. Use with caution.

Comments

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

None! It just sounded... Your choice of words made it sound otherwise.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

By the unexpected, I refer to situations ocurring that the user may not have planned for. This is life-changing medicine here. Some mortals discover that the thing they thought they needed wasn't necessary at all.

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

This is true. As long as it's safe and kept out of the reach of small children then you just keep on rockin', sister.