Urd's Medicine Cabinent

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Hey, Paixao! Do you have a hard time finding courage to face life's challenges? Do you feel like everyone is out to get you? Trouble sleeping at night? Unable to perform adequately in bed? Are you suffering from nausea, headache, muscle cramps, festering wounds that won't heal, Purple Tongue, liver spots, Whirlygig Syndrome or other maladies?

Worry no more, mortals! I have just the medicinal relief you need! Carefully crafted by my own skillful hands with divine alchemical knowledge (and a little touch of magic), I have pills, potions and ointments that can aid you in nearly every way.* Check out these fine medicines:

• MaxerRelaxer II -- for those suffering from nerves, anxiety and uncontrollable rage.


• Push Up Pals -- adorable little daily pills for the ladies who need an extra boost in the chest department.


• Triple X -- a potent little drug to get you and your special someone in the mood~♥


• Grace of Hermes -- a tasty potion to get you around town with superhuman speed!
  

...and many more! Just stop by Iriela Apartments (top floor) and ask for Urd.

All of my medicines are presently free of charge! Take advantage of this limited offer now!



*Some medicines may cause unknown reactions. Use with caution.

Comments

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

...This will end badly

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

What? You don't trust the word of a goddess?

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

No actually, not after the goddesses I've met, but that's not actually why I'm predicting doom from this.

You've just gone and offered the citizens of this city aphrodisiacs, breast enlargement pills, and super speed. Nothing good can possibly come from this combination.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You don't have a lot of faith in the citizens, do you?

I offer a lot more than that, too~♥

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

I have faith in their skills in many areas. Exercising sound rational judgement is not one of them.

...Ho boy.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I have a pill for that.

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I just say no to drugs.

GI Joe taught me well.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Do you take all your advice from cartoons?

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

Only my good advice.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't be blamed for providing what seems to me a needed service. It's up to other people how they use what I give them.

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

I never said that you shouldn't, only that it won't end well.

...especially if Yuuko finds out.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Oh? And what will Yuuko do?

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

Horrible unspeakable things worthy of a instant placement behind the red curtain at the back of your local video store.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Oh ho~ This I gotta see.

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

...

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You worry too much.

You may not have faith in the restraint of Paixao's citizens, but I have faith in you.

[ithehellamharry.livejournal.com]

I've delt with gods, demons, and on one memorable occasion that thing from 'Aliens' but there is no way in this world or any other I can ever be prepared for Yuuko.

Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Huh. The way you talk, I can't even be certain if my medicines will even affect her.

Look, if it gets too bad, I'll fix it, okay? No problem!

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

Are you sure this is such a good idea?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I'm always sure! Don't tell me that you don't even trust me.

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

The caution simply worries me, that's all.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

If something happens, I'll take care of it. Sometimes the unexpected is just what a person needs, you know!

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

Not when it puts their health at jeopardy.

1/2

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

2/2

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I would never put anyone's health at jeopardy, especially with this. What sort of careless monster do you think I am?

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

None! It just sounded... Your choice of words made it sound otherwise.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

By the unexpected, I refer to situations ocurring that the user may not have planned for. This is life-changing medicine here. Some mortals discover that the thing they thought they needed wasn't necessary at all.

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

This is true. As long as it's safe and kept out of the reach of small children then you just keep on rockin', sister.

[upgrade2hat.livejournal.com]

Unknown reactions, you say?

Forgive me if this strikes as worrisome. What sort of reactions have been known to occur, if I may ask?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

How should I know? The reactions are unknown.

[upgrade2hat.livejournal.com]

To make such a disclaimer, I would assume people have taken the pills and gotten some of these reactions for you to know about. Providing such examples is not uncalled for, is it?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I'm just covering my bases. You know, contingency plans and all that.

[upgrade2hat.livejournal.com]

How responsible of you.