http://mercurialectric.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mercurialectric.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2008-02-19 11:03 pm

Story Time~

I know I must not be the only one around here who's bored~ I'll tell you all a little story, and maybe you'll forget about your boredom for just a little while. ♥

Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a witch. This little witch fell in love, as many humans do. However, this witch fell in love with a demon--a king, in fact. This witch believed that everyone had love, even demons. So the demon king and the witch were married, and they loved each other very much. For a time, they were happy.

And then they had a son. ♥

Now, the witch wanted her son to grow up to be loving and good, so she always scolded him when he acted badly. And one day he got very sick. So sick that he was going to die! The boy's parents were worried, and nobody could find a cure for him. The witch knew how, though, and even though the demon king tried to stop her, the witch loved her son so much she was willing to go through with it anyway: sacrificing her life for his.

So the witch died, and the boy was saved by her love.

But then demon boy decided that love was why his mother had died, and so he stopped believing in love.

Poor Laharl, so convinced his mother died because of love that he rejected it entirely. It makes what she did entirely pointless, doesn't it? ♥

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know. Sad, isn't it? I had such high hopes for you. But it looks like those were wasted too, like serving a still-steaming cuppa to a bratty little girl. All she'll do is burn herself.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
No thanks. I never play with dirty little kids. I don't want to catch the bitch cooties.

Let's talk when you're a woman.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's a surprising amount of venom in me, Filly. Unlike you I can keep it to myself, though.

And do be careful when you play with grown up toys. You'll put your eye out.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ha...! Don't worry. I've built up an immunity. And don't worry about my eyes. They're fine-- I just wear this to protect them from kittens' claws.

I wonder! What does the little demoness do when nobody's afraid?

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I've dealt with far finer breeds than a mangy little beast like you. Don't overestimate how scary you are, Filly. It's unbecoming when a woman begs for attention that way.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then quit begging for someone to put you in your place. Know your role and shut your filthy mouth.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Please, Madame, I beg you to give it a try!

But don't be too hasty. It's kind of cute when you get angry. I'd hate to miss seeing it.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Only one woman's ever made me scream and I sincerely doubt you're even half as powerful as she is.

You're right... Medusa's gaze is a pretty lofty blessing indeed.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ha...! All right, let's put it this way. Maybe I'll scream for you.

But you'll have to beg for it.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ha...! Death? Hell? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. What else you got?

[identity profile] terra-creation.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
O-Okay... I completely agree with you on all this Godot... great, wonderful... but um... y'know... provoking Larxene is not the best of things to do! Can you please...stop now?

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
He who fears the reaper is doomed to paranoia in looking for him over his shoulder.

[identity profile] terra-creation.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, she's probably got a trail of dead bodies dragging behind her now. Just, uh, trying to think of the safety of, you know, ALL OF PAIXAO.

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Cower before the beast and it will own you.

[identity profile] terra-creation.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, I ain't cowering before her! I'll smash her head through a diamond wall next time I see her bug-headed face!

[identity profile] blackmagicjazz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit.