Employment

[estaunsinterius.livejournal.com]

To: All known operatives, allies, and/or members of ShinRa Corporation, incl. Turks and SOLDIER operatives
From: Gen. Sephiroth
Subject: Employment

It has come to my attention that people belonging to or associated with the above listed organizations have recently entered the city. Upon consideration, it seems in the best interest of all involved to meet with myself or a duly appointed representative regarding possible employment options.

ShinRa corporation does not exist in this world, but I personally see no reason that we cannot continue to work as a cohesive force. For those lacking faith in my continued sanity, I offer a meeting, unarmed, at a place of your choosing.

Sincerely,

-General Sephiroth, SOLDIER CinC

Comments

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

... I believe you sir.

[mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com]

...Right~.

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

No really. I do.

...

[mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. And I was born yesterday.

... Uh. Okay, well technically, I was born yesterday. Again. But that's not the point!

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

...

...

...

Permission to speak freely, sir.

[mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com]

Permission granted?

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

... I think you're a strange man.

[mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com]

Hehah! You said the same thing back then, Spike. Strange's not necessarily bad!

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

W-what...? I've never...

... Mm. I guess. I'm strange too, if I don't mind it so much...

[mustcatchme1st.livejournal.com]

Don't just guess, think about it~! You've probably been told that normal's relative and all, but honestly? Normal's boring.

Anyway, listen Spike. I guess I'm going to show for that meeting with Sephiroth after all. You uh...

[whatsajailbait.livejournal.com]

... R-right.

I'm coming with you! ... sir.