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[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?

The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

Comments

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

As if He'd ever really get a "complete list"

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

To say nothing of the supposed 'accuracy' of his list.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You're just scared. I know a lot about your organization and 'superior'.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Is that what you believe? I may die of laughter.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Good. You'll be doin' me a favor.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Or so you might think.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

So I know.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

You presume much, to know so much of us.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not makin' anythin' up! I know you and what you're up to!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Don't think I won't, gramps.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

As if, I'd like to watch you try.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

You'd make a killing selling tickets.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Because people actually care 'bout what I got to say, unlike when it comes to you.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more in terms of morbid amusement, but I suppose watching a rat run on a wheel is only funny for so long.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

If I had a penny for every time the rat said something stupid like he is now. Well, I'd be too rich to bother talking with him.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not a rat, yeah cyclops.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

And yet I'm the one who can recognize a rat when I see one? That's irony for ya.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Then you must be blind in that other eye of yours.

[capnsniperninja.livejournal.com]

Still see well enough to notice that your mother was a hamster! or at least she'd look like one, I bet.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

If I had a penny for every time he said something moronic, I'd still be talking with him. It would net me more money, and you just can't put monetary value on a good joke.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah know what else is a good joke? Your face.

[dix-des-coeurs.livejournal.com]

It seems our furry friend is all out of wit. What a shame.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

No, you're just not worth it.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Whatever shall we do, I wonder.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And have you die of surprise? Hmm...